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9/26/2012 12:41:55 AM
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So about Shadow Ninjas...

I've seen every day Ninjas speaking of them. You might think "Oh, they're just having a laugh with us and mingling with the common people in social banter." But what if they were in fact very real? I mean if shadow moderators silenced users who dared violate the COC so swiftly and quickly, no-one even knew they existed? Perhaps they leave only a few for the brightly visible mods to clean up to give the violators a false sense of safety because of the small numbers. Are they of higher status than even the Master Ninjas? Do they in fact use the wet noodle on the new recruits to beat them until not a spark of emotion remains within them? Are the current mods only the survivors who accepted the honour? Are they in fact so scarred by the brutal training of the Shadow Ninjas that they rarely speak of them? Once a Master Ninja becomes of an ultra level of experience do they become Shadow Moderators? Hidden and invisible to the common people? Are there in fact hundreds of these swift warriors, boldly fighting off those who would dare harm the Bnet? Are they watching our every move, every post to decide who should be of a higher title? Are they truly a reality, we just think it's a joke? Are they in fact laughing at us for not believing? So, Shadow Ninjas are part of lore on Bnet, right? (I hope they are counted as lore) Do you believe in them? What do you believe about them? Can anyone confirm their existance? This is just a bit of fun, don't take me too seriously here. (don't ever take me seriously for that matter) So, any thoughts on the myth that is the shadow ninjas? PS. For your own safety, check under your bed tonight, they could really be anywhere. Also: What if these shadow ninjas are among us? What if these ninjas are member we talk to on a daily basis? What if these shadow ninjas are really the ones we love? [Edited on 09.25.2012 4:42 PM PDT]
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  • I'm pretty certain a Bungie employee said they were real. Don't worry, they are not to be feared. Unless you break the rules. Then they get you.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ARBITOR 5 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AcedannyK 7 [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69733395]Hmm, this thread seems familiar.[/url][/quote]So.. is Mr B your alt then eh?[/quote]Nope.
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  • You better edit your post bro, or I might just have to do it for you. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CAVX Plot twist: Bricypoo is a shadow ninja. This thread intends to throw us off his trail.[/quote]
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  • Was America founded by Free Masons? Did Germany build the atomic bomb before the Americans? Did the USSR really lose the Cold War? Is Elvis alive in Canada? Did Big Foot cause the collapse of a Middle Eastern government? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop... if the shell is made of [i]TITANIUM!![/i]. The world may never know.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AcedannyK 7 [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69733395]Hmm, this thread seems familiar.[/url][/quote]So.. is Mr B your alt then eh?
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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69733395]Hmm, this thread seems familiar.[/url]
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  • Plot twist: Bricypoo is a shadow ninja. This thread intends to throw us off his trail.
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  • I heard skibur was one...until [i]they[/i]terminated him.
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  • I woke up this morning and thought..... You know what Bnet needs, moar ninja threads. Thanks Bricypoo!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x Wow, this is the fifth Shadow Ninja thread today and the first one where they haven't immediately deleted the thread and the account of the user who posted it. They must be on break.[/quote] Or just haven't been on ;)
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  • Shadow Ninja's? You mean you didn't see the parade of them that went right down the street in front of Bungie HQ yesterday? ... Funny that, I wonder why you didn't see it?
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  • Dude, being hidden to the rest of the community must suck so bad. I can't talk with anyone :(
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  • This is silly. Sometimes the Ninjas are active and other times they are not. I think the OP has yet to see the Flood at Full Retard. The only kinds of a "Shadow Ninja" we have in the OP's sense are when some Ninjas are on and quickly ban for offenses. [Edited on 09.26.2012 12:37 AM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GrandmasterNinja [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EAGLES5 They were smothered with pillows. [/quote] fix'd[/quote] I thank you kindly fine sir!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EAGLES5 They were smothered with pillows. [/quote] fix'd
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evilcam Oh, is that what happened to Sigma and Maka? Its all starting to make sense.[/quote] They were smothered with pillows. [Edited on 09.26.2012 12:01 AM PDT]
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  • Ninjas? What about ninjas?
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  • Oh, is that what happened to Sigma and Maka? Its all starting to make sense.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lobster Fish 2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dmg04 We're below the status of a regular moderator. And that's all i'm going to say about that.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dmg04 We're below the status of a regular moderator.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dmg04 We're[/quote]O.o[/quote]YOU CANNOT RUN. YOU CANNOT HIDE. "I AM THE LAW!"
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  • I always thought they were just ninjas who didn't post.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Old Papa Rich It's like the number if licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. The world may never know.[/quote]Siri told me the answer to that. ;)
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dmg04 We're below the status of a regular moderator. And that's all i'm going to say about that.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dmg04 We're below the status of a regular moderator.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dmg04 We're[/quote]O.o
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  • We're below the status of a regular moderator. And that's all i'm going to say about that.
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  • BRING IT YOU FATTY MC FATS
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  • Do you remember Leeroy? No? Exactly.
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  • Wow thanks alot for making me even more paranoid, i realise this is probaly just a joke thread but this still made me more paranoid. Shadow ninjas suck. *beep* I meant shadow ninjas are awesome and should be the rulers of our world.
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