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10/17/2006 11:15:55 PM
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The Flood Drinking Game. [New and Improved]

Simple game designed to teach proper forum ettiquette and behaviour. All you need is a shot glass and a bottle of the alcoholic beverage of your choice (or, if you're underage, a sippy cup and carton of apple juice). Then you browse the Bungie.Net forums and: 1. Take a drink for every flamewar you see 2. Take one drink for every instance of "1337speak" 3. Take one drink for every petition ...Two if it's for something really out-there (SAVE THE SAMMICHES!) 4. Take one drink for every post lacking proper grammar ...2 if its rly bda lol!!!! 5. Take one drink everytime a moderator posts ...Two if it's Mak ...And finish the bottle if it's Stosh 6. Take one drink everytime a Bungie employee posts ...Two if its outside the septagon ...And finish the bottle if it's Sketch Factor 7. Take one drink for every overdone thread ...Two if there's another thread just like it halfway down the first page 8. Take one drink for every bad forum game 9. Take one drink for every (poorly done) one-liner ...Two if it's the topic post 10. Take one drink for every spam thread 11. Take one drink for every mention of Chuck Norris 12. Take one drink everytime someone admits they haven't read the terms of use and code of conduct ...Two if they're a "respected member" 13. One drink for every racial or -blam!- slur 14. One drink for every blog post ...two if it's whiny 15. One drink for every post about girls/women ...two if it's whiny ...And finish the bottle if the poster hasn't hit puberty yet. 16. Take one drink for every shock link (tub-gurl, etc) 17. Take one drink for every post advertising a web site or group ...Two if it's not even a good site or group 18. Take one drink everytime someone cites post count as an argument ...two if they lie about their post count 19. Take one drink everytime a "senior" member looks down on a younger one because of join date ...Two if they're both relatively new 10. Take one drink for everytime someone acts the fool 11. Take one drink for every X vs. Y vs. Z thread ... Two if it's Rap vs. Rock 12. Take one drink for every post ridden with prepubescent angst 13. Take one drink for every instance of fanboiism ...Two if it's beyond infantile 14. Take one drink for every your momma joke ... Two if it sucks 15. Take one drink for everyone who does any of these in an attempt to be witty ... And finish the bottle if they do [i]all[/i] of them. ...I'll be updating this as I think of more. [Edited on 1/27/2007]
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  • I'm going to do this..My grammar is going to slowly deteriorate as the night goes on.
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  • soooooooooo drunk (passes out) (dies)
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  • I know you, but you make, [i]a lot[/i] of threads.
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  • At least you aren't drunk.
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  • Perhaps, but with at least 7 blacklists under my belt and a reputation as a quasi-spammer and member of the now-defunct flood nobility, I'm not too popular with the powers that be.
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  • and a lot of threads.......XD.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reanimation I love Texas Ben. He should be a mod one day.[/quote] Lol. I hate to use this cliche, but when hell freezes over. [/quote] You are a better choice than a few of the new mods I have seen. At least you bring some originality to the playing field. [Edited on 1/27/2007]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reanimation I love Texas Ben. He should be a mod one day.[/quote] Lol. I hate to use this cliche, but when hell freezes over.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reanimation [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gamerz_Property [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reanimation I love Texas Ben. He should be a mod one day.[/quote]You didn't drink......*chugs gallons of whiskey down his throat* *accidentally dies of poisoning* *drinks Monster*[/quote] I'm German. It takes more than that to kill me. I need about $50 of gasoline and nyquil to do me in.[/quote]*chugs $50 of gasoline and nyquil down his throat* *he dies* *comes back alive* *stabs* *15 1|\| L|_|\/ \/\/17|-| |\|\4|\||_|3L*
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gamerz_Property [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reanimation I love Texas Ben. He should be a mod one day.[/quote]You didn't drink......*chugs gallons of whiskey down his throat* *accidentally dies of poisoning* *drinks Monster*[/quote] I'm German. It takes more than that to kill me. I need about $50 of gasoline and nyquil to do me in.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reanimation I love Texas Ben. He should be a mod one day.[/quote]You didn't drink......*chugs gallons of whiskey down his throat* *accidentally dies of poisoning* *drinks Monster*
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  • I love Texas Ben. He should be a mod one day.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ToP Chester 1o1, |)|21/\/|<1/\/9 94/\/\3.[/quote]1 L0\/3 J0o, |\|\4|\|U3L!
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  • Ok-This game is wierd,im not trying it,and not just because of the drinks involved!I understand juice,but i think that drinking for awarness is just wrong! [Edited on 1/6/2007]
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  • liver cant take much more.......*passes out*
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  • People could very well die because of this thread.
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  • How many do ya drink if someone's name is in "1337 speak"
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  • common just a few drinks it wont hurt if u die
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  • If I didn't have to drive somewhere right now, I'd totally play. I'll be back in two hours LETS DO THIS [Edited on 1/2/2007]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas ben Your toenails Whipped cream Egg whites Think about it [/quote] Yummy
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Smoking The last thing I want to do is be near the flood when I'm drinking. God only knows what you guys would do if I passed out....[/quote] [*]Your toenails [*]Whipped cream [*]Egg whites Think about it.
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  • The last thing I want to do is be near the flood when I'm drinking. God only knows what you guys would do if I passed out....
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  • *Falls down dead into a 3foot tall pile of empty vodka bottles*
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  • *Gets drunk by just looking at the list*
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  • Uh...you would so die of alcohol poisening if you actually drank to every one of those rules. There is no amount of alcohol in the world at one given moment which could supply the participants in this game were it taken seriously. But hell it sounds like fun lemme go get my captain morgans...
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tommahawk815 *drinks keg*I win[/quote] You also have alcohol poisoning. Congratz. You can collect your prize at the hospital.
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