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9/6/2012 3:42:25 AM
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I owned this girl at school so bad

Let's say you're walking in the halls at school when someone taps you on your right shoulder. What do you do? The response will always be looking back at who requested you. Well, I'm sure your quite familiar with this trick. You tap someone shoulder and before they look back you quickly walk away out of their eyesight. I did that to a random girl at school in the halls and when she looked back, I instantly walked away. You of seen her! She was so oblivious, not knowing what truly happened to her. Bonus: I pwned this girl in my class. I told her "you have something white over here" pointing to a spot near the mouth. Of course, there wasn't really anything white there :P [Edited on 09.05.2012 7:43 PM PDT]
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  • What is this I don't even.
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  • sounds mean...
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  • So there was this one -blam!- And I hit her Yeah, badass, I know
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  • You get 7/7 asses! I want to be like you one day. . .
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Double A WOW! Isn't the 3rd grade fun!?[/quote] Why the 6-day bump? Unless you're the OP...
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  • WOW! Isn't the 3rd grade fun!?
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  • F**KING OWNED!!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MORTO_hi I laughed way too hard at this.[/quote] Sames. it's been at least 20 minutes since i first read this and I am still chuckling every time i see the thread title.
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  • I owned a girl once... ...then she escaped my dungeon. That -blam!-
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  • I laughed way too hard at this.
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  • YOU'RE SO COOL OP.
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  • 8/10 Would read again.
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  • 10/10 high quality blog post. would read again. OP is a champ.
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  • AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA I bet when you walked away from her confused, you felt like you were walking away from an explosion. haha, i can envision that in a movie.
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  • That's nice dear *continues watching TV*
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  • This thread definitely exemplifies cool story bro. To pwn a girl adequately, you must ask her out and when you go to pick her up you tell her you actually meant to ask her mother out.
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  • Comments are priceless.
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  • You know, I wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't a troll thread.
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  • Congratulations, would you like a medal?
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  • I once own a girl a few years back. I told her that her fly was undone and when she looked down I drugged her and brutally defiled her. Classic.
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  • 4/10 Not bad, but still lacking some subtlety.
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  • Insert sarcastic comment here...
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NoWise10 I can only hope to be a fraction of as cool as you are one day, OP.[/quote]
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  • Damn, that's -blam!- ing badass!
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  • Lol immature kids.
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  • OP's a god among men.
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