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8/26/2012 5:03:14 AM
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So, I really, really like Halo 2.

I really like Halo 2, and so today I thought, "What would it be like to have sex with it?" So now I'm trying to. However, I have a problem. I can't fit it in and I don't have lubrication. Does anyone know some lubrication that I could get? Like from a common household item? [url=http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff384/lolrofl911/snapshot-15.png]Here's me trying to get it in.[/url]
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  • [b] [i] My eyes! The goggles do nothing! [/b] [/i]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] robyslobbynobby Wow I clicked the link and he's actually trying! Bravo. I would recommend Windex to solve your problem with the tightness that's what my girl friend and I use.[/quote] That would... kinda sting, no? Chemical compounds in that aren't good for human skin/ membranes, either, I don't believe.
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  • Uhhhhhhhhhh
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  • Wow I clicked the link and he's actually trying! Bravo. I would recommend Windex to solve your problem with the tightness that's what my girl friend and I use.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] soulEATER123666 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sadiztik Wolf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] soulEATER123666 For the record, what [i]actually[/i] was the image? [/quote] Read the OP. Guess.[/quote] Jesus.[/quote] Disc-blam!-
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  • I heard shampoo works.
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  • Toasting in epic bread.
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  • Lol someone revived this.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sadiztik Wolf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] soulEATER123666 For the record, what [i]actually[/i] was the image? [/quote] Read the OP. Guess.[/quote] Jesus.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] soulEATER123666 For the record, what [i]actually[/i] was the image? [/quote] Read the OP. Guess.
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  • I clicked it. Pretty meh, I think.
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  • For the record, what [i]actually[/i] was the image?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chronicaddict420 I didn't think the picture would actually....... *shudders*[/quote]
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  • Atleast you can't be called a virgin now
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  • :')
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  • lol
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts Don't click the link.[/quote]
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  • +1
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  • Ew... what the hell
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  • :(
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  • [i]Why[/i] is this thread still open?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vic TheAzn Screw the disk, have sex with me![/quote] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2fmZ2C2CdA[/url]
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  • Screw the disk, have sex with me!
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  • *posts*
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZATRA [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Decimator Omega You do know that if no one even posts, you're still screwed right? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZATRA [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Decimator Omega Oh that is just the oldest way to troll. It doesn't work anymore.[/quote] It's not really a troll it's more of spam. Anyway, NOBODY POST. EVER.[/quote][/quote] This has happened before and I got away with it. I GAWT THIS. JUST NO ONE POSTS. Okay, last post from me, I promise.[/quote] Yeah, no one post! NOBODY!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Decimator Omega You do know that if no one even posts, you're still screwed right? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZATRA [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Decimator Omega Oh that is just the oldest way to troll. It doesn't work anymore.[/quote] It's not really a troll it's more of spam. Anyway, NOBODY POST. EVER.[/quote][/quote] This has happened before and I got away with it. I GAWT THIS. JUST NO ONE POSTS. Okay, last post from me, I promise.
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