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7/23/2012 10:06:15 PM
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Hidden conspiracy in W7

Okay, we all know the "Windows logo". You know, the parallelogram with four different squares inside it. [url=http://windowsteamblog.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer-Blogs-Components-WeblogFiles/00-00-00-59-23-metablogapi/1018.5_5F00_thumb_5F00_080FF54A.png]Picture reference[/url]. Now, each color represents a different windows program. [quote]Red: [url=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wQ8auGdT3Gs/T3QBnOs7oEI/AAAAAAAABBk/_j2w1XMLQr0/s1600/powerpoint-2010-logo.png]Powerpoint[/url] Green: [url=http://aux.iconpedia.net/uploads/1539966730.png]Excel[/url] Blue: [url=http://www.trevorbranton.co.uk/images/png-files/Word-Icon.png]Word[/url] Yellow: [url=http://tps.unh.edu/sites/default/files/imceuploads/users/user3/Outlook-2010-Logo.gif]Outlook[/url][/quote] And look at this, in the "documents" icon: [url=http://i.imgur.com/tOvX4.png]Picture reference[/url]. Each "tab" in the icon has a different color: green, red, and blue. And the file itself is yellow! Again, relating back. And this is where it gets weird. If you put Powerpoint, Excel, Word, and Outlook together (in the order that they're put into W7), you get PEWO? And what's PEWO? [url=http://www.pewo.com/]None other than this German propaganda site.[/url] So Windows is obviously conspiring with PEWO. But you may wonder what exactly PEWO is. According to their site, which I had to translate into English, they manufacture "communication and control" technology. Sound sinister? That's because it is. Once I heard this, of course, I had to go deeper. I learned that in 1973, the U.S. tried to manufacture this same kind of technology, in a project called the International Safety Program, or ISP. Once the U.N. got wind of the real intentions of this program, they shut it down. A mere two years later, Microsoft was founded. It was all part of the government's plan to continue ISP through PEWO. Thoughts? [Edited on 07.23.2012 2:09 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forgotten Troll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheCreean [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forgotten Troll And what's PEWO? [url=http://www.pewo.com/]None other than this German [b]propaganda[/b] site.[/url][/quote]Propaganda site? It's a heating appliance site. 0/10 OP.[/quote] You have to translate it into English. The "heating appliance" garbage is a front.[/quote] Now you're not even trying. -10/10
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forgotten Troll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RampantAssass1n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forgotten Troll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TilledMule9946 [i]Member since 07/20/2012[/i] And yet here you are fully aware on how to make topics, named hyperlinks, [i]groups[/i], and the like. S.C.[/quote] What's it to you?[/quote] How do we know you are not a microsoft spy trying to keep us from finding out the real truth?[/quote]Why would I divulge this conspiracy if I worked for Microsoft?[/quote] Because maybe its fake, and you are trying to keep us from finding a much more sinister conspiracy...
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RampantAssass1n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forgotten Troll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TilledMule9946 [i]Member since 07/20/2012[/i] And yet here you are fully aware on how to make topics, named hyperlinks, [i]groups[/i], and the like. S.C.[/quote] What's it to you?[/quote] How do we know you are not a microsoft spy trying to keep us from finding out the real truth?[/quote] Or an alien.
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  • 10/10, would read again.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RampantAssass1n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forgotten Troll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TilledMule9946 [i]Member since 07/20/2012[/i] And yet here you are fully aware on how to make topics, named hyperlinks, [i]groups[/i], and the like. S.C.[/quote] What's it to you?[/quote] Why would I divulge this conspiracy if I worked for Microsoft? How do we know you are not a microsoft spy trying to keep us from finding out the real truth?[/quote]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forgotten Troll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TilledMule9946 [i]Member since 07/20/2012[/i] And yet here you are fully aware on how to make topics, named hyperlinks, [i]groups[/i], and the like. S.C.[/quote] What's it to you?[/quote] How do we know you are not a microsoft spy trying to keep us from finding out the real truth?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TilledMule9946 [i]Member since 07/20/2012[/i] And yet here you are fully aware on how to make topics, named hyperlinks, [i]groups[/i], and the like. S.C.[/quote] What's it to you?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forgotten Troll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheCreean [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forgotten Troll And what's PEWO? [url=http://www.pewo.com/]None other than this German [b]propaganda[/b] site.[/url][/quote]Propaganda site? It's a heating appliance site. 0/10 OP.[/quote] You have to translate it into English. The "heating appliance" garbage is a front.[/quote]No, it isn't. You took it out of context. Netleittechnik is actually more akin to [url=http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=de&u=http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netzleittechnik&prev=/search%3Fq%3DNetzleittechnik%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1441%26bih%3D710%26prmd%3Dimvns&sa=X&ei=ahQOUO2PGoy20QHp-4CoDg&ved=0CFEQ7gEwAA]Network control[/url], the network being the power management systems for the heating and water heating components in large buildings. Try harder. [Edited on 07.23.2012 8:28 PM PDT]
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  • [i]Member since 07/20/2012[/i] And yet here you are fully aware on how to make topics, named hyperlinks, [i]groups[/i], and the like. S.C.
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  • wat u mean man
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  • Hello Mr. Alt! How are you today? 4 day on the B.net? [i]I think not.[/i]
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  • 0MG GU1Z 7H1S GUY 1Z T0TALLY R1GHT### M0B1L1Z T3H CH0PP4HZ! But seriously, 8/10. Good show. Would read again.
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  • This means something...
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ankerd123 The google chrome logo uh oh guys...[/quote] Quick, use Internet Explorer! They're tracing our keystrokes and sending them to the aliens!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheCreean [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forgotten Troll And what's PEWO? [url=http://www.pewo.com/]None other than this German [b]propaganda[/b] site.[/url][/quote]Propaganda site? It's a heating appliance site. 0/10 OP.[/quote] You have to translate it into English. The "heating appliance" garbage is a front.
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  • The google chrome logo uh oh guys...
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forgotten Troll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gruntzilla24 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forgotten Troll This is really intense, guys. What should I do?[/quote]We need the schematics for the Microsoft building. We need to obtain proof of this conspiracy. We need to break in, steal information off of their computers, and get out without being spotted by the thermal imaging cameras and laser tripwires.[/quote] But Microsoft is just a small piece of a bigger pie.[/quote]I see.....
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forgotten Troll And what's PEWO? [url=http://www.pewo.com/]None other than this German [b]propaganda[/b] site.[/url][/quote]Propaganda site? It's a heating appliance site. 0/10 OP. [Edited on 07.23.2012 7:56 PM PDT]
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  • I beleave!!!!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dead Parrot 319 Or... Commie Ghosts! They gonna use rockets to fly up to paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.[/quote] i r being serius
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinStarRune A problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent damge to your computer. The problem seems to be caused by the following file: ALIENS.EXE PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA If this is the first time you've seen this Stop error screen, restart your computer. If this screen appears again follow these steps: Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed. If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manager for any windows updates you might need. If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing. if you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then select Safe Mode. Technical information: *** STOP: 0x00000050 (OxFD3049C2, 0x00000001, 0xFBFE7617, 0x00000000) *** ALIENS.EXE - Address FBFE7617 base at FBFE5000, DateStamp 3d6dd67c[/quote]
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  • Or... Commie Ghosts! They gonna use rockets to fly up to paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MasterSin This clearly proofs 21/12/12.[/quote] Obviously.
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  • This clearly proofs 21/12/12. Note day/month/year are 2+1 =3 + 3 times the same numbers = 9 = Aliens. Clearly this is an alien face ---> = 9 = [Edited on 07.23.2012 4:26 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gruntzilla24 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forgotten Troll This is really intense, guys. What should I do?[/quote]We need the schematics for the Microsoft building. We need to obtain proof of this conspiracy. We need to break in, steal information off of their computers, and get out without being spotted by the thermal imaging cameras and laser tripwires.[/quote] But Microsoft is just a small piece of a bigger pie.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forgotten Troll This is really intense, guys. What should I do?[/quote]We need the schematics for the Microsoft building. We need to obtain proof of this conspiracy. We need to break in, steal information off of their computers, and get out without being spotted by the thermal imaging cameras and laser tripwires.
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