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7/11/2012 1:58:23 AM
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How can I convince my wife to get a gender change?

Hey Flood. After 2 years of marriage, I came to a monumental revelation. I do not like women. I am -blam!--blam!-. I told my wife on Sunday. She was not happy to say the least. But today I had a great idea. She could get a gender change and become a man. That way she could be with me, and I could be with a man i love. I told her this idea, and she did not seem to like it. How can I convince my wife to become a man? [Edited on 07.10.2012 5:58 PM PDT]
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  • You're losing points for continuing to try.
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  • I laughed.
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  • eh, 3/10
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spirit of Ember [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MumRacer2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spirit of Ember [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MumRacer2 What is with all of the 6/10 posts? Are you people trying to rate my wife? I haven't posted any pictures yet.... anyways she will probably look better as a man so it is too early to cast such judgement[/quote] No, we are rating your trolling skills.[/quote] O________________O How could I forget, tnis is the Flood, where if you post anything personal at all, it is "trolling". give me a break. I am being trolled by 12 year olds trying to rate how hot my wife is. There are like two serious posts in this thread that aren't by me. [/quote] Whatever. You've still been reported. Enjoy your ban. :D[/quote] So you think that me asking for help and telling my personal information is trolling and ban worthy? The Internet is sad and pathetic sometimes. Internet logic Post something personal/strange = trolling
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    Well if she says no, you can't really convince her to do it, it's her choice. That would be a pretty big decision for her, and trying to pressure her into it isn't going to help. Just keep talking to her about it. And lol at people rating him, your one sentence posts saying "5/10" are more useless than the original posts in troll threads. [Edited on 07.10.2012 6:11 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MumRacer2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spirit of Ember [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MumRacer2 What is with all of the 6/10 posts? Are you people trying to rate my wife? I haven't posted any pictures yet.... anyways she will probably look better as a man so it is too early to cast such judgement[/quote] No, we are rating your trolling skills.[/quote] O________________O How could I forget, tnis is the Flood, where if you post anything personal at all, it is "trolling". give me a break. I am being trolled by 12 year olds trying to rate how hot my wife is. There are like two serious posts in this thread that aren't by me. [/quote] Whatever. You've still been reported. Enjoy your ban. :D
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THE 100 DEAD *Reads post* Reaction: wat[/quote]
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  • I would say this is an awful troll, but then I realized I've never ever seen a good one. Therefore, Trolling troll is trolling.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spirit of Ember [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MumRacer2 What is with all of the 6/10 posts? Are you people trying to rate my wife? I haven't posted any pictures yet.... anyways she will probably look better as a man so it is too early to cast such judgement[/quote] No, we are rating your trolling skills.[/quote] O________________O How could I forget, tnis is the Flood, where if you post anything personal at all, it is "trolling". give me a break. I am being trolled by 12 year olds trying to rate how hot my wife is. There are like two serious posts in this thread that aren't by me.
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  • Was 4/10 With that new post though I'll lower it to a 2/10
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MumRacer2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxDruidxX 7/10 He had good grammar and I chuckled.[/quote] ..... My wife is a 9/10 at least. Why is my grammar relevant at all? This is an important point in my life and I need advice, not an English teacher. And you chuckled? What part was funny to you. That I'm -blam!--blam!-? It's not funny, and I need advice, not your trolling or grammar lessons[/quote] ... Stop acting stupid.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxDruidxX 7/10 He had good grammar and I chuckled.[/quote] ..... My wife is a 9/10 at least. Why is my grammar relevant at all? This is an important point in my life and I need advice, not an English teacher. And you chuckled? What part was funny to you. That I'm homo-blam!-? It's not funny, and I need advice, not your trolling or grammar lessons
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  • *Reads post* Reaction: wat
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kciduoyreksewmai 'walks in thread' 'walks out'[/quote]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MumRacer2 What is with all of the 6/10 posts? Are you people trying to rate my wife? I haven't posted any pictures yet.... anyways she will probably look better as a man so it is too early to cast such judgement[/quote] No, we are rating your trolling skills.
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  • You can't. nor should you try. its a persons decision alone what they do to their own body.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MumRacer2 too early to cast such judgement[/quote] *judging you*
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  • 0/10. Maybe a 0.1 for taking the time to type it and post it.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxDruidxX 5/10 He had good grammar and I chuckled.[/quote]
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  • What is with all of the 6/10 posts? Are you people trying to rate my wife? I haven't posted any pictures yet.... anyways she will probably look better as a man so it is too early to cast such judgement
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  • 7/10 He had good grammar and I chuckled.
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  • 0/10.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spirit of Ember [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 6/10.[/quote] Oh, you're being too nice. 5/10 at the most.[/quote]
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  • What about your Mum?
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  • No.
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  • I doubt she'll actually do it.
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