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Our target is EA headquarters. All callsigns fall in.

Men. Flood. We as a people our under attack by a foreign threat that threatens our very rights to enjoy decently timed DLC releases and endings. I will spearhead Operation:Fallen King. Our spies have been collecting data for months, and now is the time to strike. Organize your men. We will need initial air bombings to soften up their defenses and then a substantial ground force to infiltrate EA's main offices. Who is with me!? No doubt their [url=http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/08/504x_cobra_ea_ea_ea_ea_ea.jpg]courtyard[/url] is heavily mined. [Edited on 06.28.2012 8:01 AM PDT]
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  • This is General Ryan. Mustard gas bombs are online, and so is nuclear weaponry.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 *In a Struggling Voice* [i] Overwatch, send a Medic Staff to my position. I'm... Near EA's front door. I can Barely move... I can't feel my legs. Send Help.[/i] *End Transmission*[/quote] "Overwatch 6-1 copies. Coordinates Received Medevac inbound."

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  • I declare the flood as the Winner! EA is eliminated

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  • *In a Struggling Voice* [i] Overwatch, send a Medic Staff to my position. I'm... Near EA's front door. I can Barely move... I can't feel my legs. Send Help.[/i] *End Transmission*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jump Into Hell Hey guys, Red Team Leader here from Page One of Operation:Fallen King. What did I miss?[/quote]The war is coming to an end. We blew up the EA HQ, after taking heavy casualties a few of us died including me. Then the reapers and husk came, but we slaughtered them. Then we learned this is all a part of EA's upcoming games

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] noncreditchief [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MiloOmega [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 [b] I Don't... Believe This. I don't know how, but I'm in some Sort of Secret Room. Sending Coordinates. Soldiers, we're in for a Rude Awakening.[/b][/quote]I SEE YOU FOUND OUR LITTLE SECRET. THIS REBELLION ISN'T REALLY HAPPENING. YOU ARE PLAYING ON ORIGIN RIGHT NOW. YOUR WAR WAS LOST BEFORE YOU BEGAN. WE HAVE CONTROLLED EVERYTHING FROM THE BEGINNING. GABE NEWELL IS NOT DEAD AND YOU ARE NOT REALLY ALIVE. YOU EXIST TO SERVE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE. YOU ARE PLUGGED IN TO THE ORIGIN MAINFRAME AND WILL ALWAYS BE PLUGGED IN TO IT. IT IS THE ORIGIN MATRIX[/quote]So I am still alive...[/quote]HOW ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE EVENTS AFTER YOUR UNTIMELY DEMISE? DEATH IS NOT AN ESCAPE FROM ORIGIN. YOUR EVERY ACTION SERVES EA.[/quote] But... There were no multiplayer passes or horrible plotlines. [i]How could this be?[/i][/quote]HA HA HA HA HA YOU HAVE ALREADY PAID FOR THE PASS. THE PLOT IS ONLY TERRIBLE TO THOSE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE OUTSIDE. NOW THAT YOU ARE IN, WE OWN YOU.

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  • Fine can we work out an agreement between the flood and EA

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  • Hey guys, Red Team Leader here from Page One of Operation:Fallen King. What did I miss?

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  • Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

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  • *Takes dog tags and squeezes hand in a brotherly fashion.* [i]Yes sir.[/i] [Edited on 06.28.2012 12:38 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] noncreditchief [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO *climbs out from underneath the wreckage of Charlie, badly wounded. Lies on back, preparing to pass*[/quote] *Rushes medic over* *Observes wounds* Don't worry, comrade. You're gettin' out of here![/quote] It's too late...tell them... I'm Commander Halo, and this is my favourite store in AMERICA.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MiloOmega [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 [b] I Don't... Believe This. I don't know how, but I'm in some Sort of Secret Room. Sending Coordinates. Soldiers, we're in for a Rude Awakening.[/b][/quote]I SEE YOU FOUND OUR LITTLE SECRET. THIS REBELLION ISN'T REALLY HAPPENING. YOU ARE PLAYING ON ORIGIN RIGHT NOW. YOUR WAR WAS LOST BEFORE YOU BEGAN. WE HAVE CONTROLLED EVERYTHING FROM THE BEGINNING. GABE NEWELL IS NOT DEAD AND YOU ARE NOT REALLY ALIVE. YOU EXIST TO SERVE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE. YOU ARE PLUGGED IN TO THE ORIGIN MAINFRAME AND WILL ALWAYS BE PLUGGED IN TO IT. IT IS THE ORIGIN MATRIX[/quote]So I am still alive...[/quote]HOW ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE EVENTS AFTER YOUR UNTIMELY DEMISE? DEATH IS NOT AN ESCAPE FROM ORIGIN. YOUR EVERY ACTION SERVES EA.[/quote] But... There were no multiplayer passes or horrible plotlines. [i]How could this be?[/i]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MiloOmega [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 [b] I Don't... Believe This. I don't know how, but I'm in some Sort of Secret Room. Sending Coordinates. Soldiers, we're in for a Rude Awakening.[/b][/quote]I SEE YOU FOUND OUR LITTLE SECRET. THIS REBELLION ISN'T REALLY HAPPENING. YOU ARE PLAYING ON ORIGIN RIGHT NOW. YOUR WAR WAS LOST BEFORE YOU BEGAN. WE HAVE CONTROLLED EVERYTHING FROM THE BEGINNING. GABE NEWELL IS NOT DEAD AND YOU ARE NOT REALLY ALIVE. YOU EXIST TO SERVE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE. YOU ARE PLUGGED IN TO THE ORIGIN MAINFRAME AND WILL ALWAYS BE PLUGGED IN TO IT. IT IS THE ORIGIN MATRIX[/quote]So I am still alive...[/quote]HOW ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE EVENTS AFTER YOUR UNTIMELY DEMISE? DEATH IS NOT AN ESCAPE FROM ORIGIN. YOUR EVERY ACTION SERVES EA.[/quote] *Immediately sends, every known virus In existence to the Origin Matrix*.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MiloOmega [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 [b] I Don't... Believe This. I don't know how, but I'm in some Sort of Secret Room. Sending Coordinates. Soldiers, we're in for a Rude Awakening.[/b][/quote]I SEE YOU FOUND OUR LITTLE SECRET. THIS REBELLION ISN'T REALLY HAPPENING. YOU ARE PLAYING ON ORIGIN RIGHT NOW. YOUR WAR WAS LOST BEFORE YOU BEGAN. WE HAVE CONTROLLED EVERYTHING FROM THE BEGINNING. GABE NEWELL IS NOT DEAD AND YOU ARE NOT REALLY ALIVE. YOU EXIST TO SERVE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE. YOU ARE PLUGGED IN TO THE ORIGIN MAINFRAME AND WILL ALWAYS BE PLUGGED IN TO IT. IT IS THE ORIGIN MATRIX[/quote]So I am still alive...[/quote]HOW ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE EVENTS AFTER YOUR UNTIMELY DEMISE? DEATH IS NOT AN ESCAPE FROM ORIGIN. YOUR EVERY ACTION SERVES EA.[/quote]So that means... This is going to be EAs mext game!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MiloOmega [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 [b] I Don't... Believe This. I don't know how, but I'm in some Sort of Secret Room. Sending Coordinates. Soldiers, we're in for a Rude Awakening.[/b][/quote]I SEE YOU FOUND OUR LITTLE SECRET. THIS REBELLION ISN'T REALLY HAPPENING. YOU ARE PLAYING ON ORIGIN RIGHT NOW. YOUR WAR WAS LOST BEFORE YOU BEGAN. WE HAVE CONTROLLED EVERYTHING FROM THE BEGINNING. GABE NEWELL IS NOT DEAD AND YOU ARE NOT REALLY ALIVE. YOU EXIST TO SERVE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE. YOU ARE PLUGGED IN TO THE ORIGIN MAINFRAME AND WILL ALWAYS BE PLUGGED IN TO IT. IT IS THE ORIGIN MATRIX[/quote]So I am still alive...[/quote]HOW ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE EVENTS AFTER YOUR UNTIMELY DEMISE? DEATH IS NOT AN ESCAPE FROM ORIGIN. YOUR EVERY ACTION SERVES EA.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 [b] I Don't... Believe This. I don't know how, but I'm in some Sort of Secret Room. Sending Coordinates. Soldiers, we're in for a Rude Awakening.[/b][/quote]I SEE YOU FOUND OUR LITTLE SECRET. THIS REBELLION ISN'T REALLY HAPPENING. YOU ARE PLAYING ON ORIGIN RIGHT NOW. YOUR WAR WAS LOST BEFORE YOU BEGAN. WE HAVE CONTROLLED EVERYTHING FROM THE BEGINNING. GABE NEWELL IS NOT DEAD AND YOU ARE NOT REALLY ALIVE. YOU EXIST TO SERVE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE. YOU ARE PLUGGED IN TO THE ORIGIN MAINFRAME AND WILL ALWAYS BE PLUGGED IN TO IT. IT IS THE ORIGIN MATRIX[/quote]So I am still alive...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 [b] I Don't... Believe This. I don't know how, but I'm in some Sort of Secret Room. Sending Coordinates. Soldiers, we're in for a Rude Awakening.[/b][/quote]I SEE YOU FOUND OUR LITTLE SECRET. THIS REBELLION ISN'T REALLY HAPPENING. YOU ARE PLAYING ON ORIGIN RIGHT NOW. YOUR WAR WAS LOST BEFORE YOU BEGAN. WE HAVE CONTROLLED EVERYTHING FROM THE BEGINNING. GABE NEWELL IS NOT DEAD AND YOU ARE NOT REALLY ALIVE. YOU EXIST TO SERVE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE. YOU ARE PLUGGED IN TO THE ORIGIN MAINFRAME AND WILL ALWAYS BE PLUGGED IN TO IT. IT IS THE ORIGIN MATRIX

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  • Say Again Overwatch, you're breaking up. I repeat you're Brea-

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 [b] I Don't... Believe This. I don't know how, but I'm in some Sort of Secret Room. Sending Coordinates. Soldiers, we're in for a Rude Awakening.[/b][/quote] This is Overwatch 6-1 Please clarify soldier.

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  • [b] I Don't... Believe This. I don't know how, but I'm in some Sort of Secret Room. Sending Coordinates. Soldiers, we're in for a Rude Awakening.[/b]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lord of dahorde [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] johnson rules "Attention all callsigns this is Overwatch 6-1 satellite imaging has revealed a full Regiment of Battlefield 3 players are inbound. ETA 5 minutes before first elements have arrived. Be ready they're desperate and have been promised free Premiums."[/quote] Are you blind Overwatch 6-1?! The flood are Battlefield 3 players![/quote] Incorrect, the fragmented population of other Battlefield players have been won over from other sites.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] johnson rules "Attention all callsigns this is Overwatch 6-1 satellite imaging has revealed a full Regiment of Battlefield 3 players are inbound. ETA 5 minutes before first elements have arrived. Be ready they're desperate and have been promised free Premiums."[/quote] Are you blind Overwatch 6-1?! The flood are Battlefield 3 players!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] johnson rules "Attention all callsigns this is Overwatch 6-1 satellite imaging has revealed a full Regiment of Battlefield 3 players are inbound. ETA 5 minutes before first elements have arrived. Be ready they're desperate and have been promised free Premiums."[/quote] Oh crap. Dig in everyone! Hold the line at all costs!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO *climbs out from underneath the wreckage of Charlie, badly wounded. Lies on back, preparing to pass*[/quote] *Rushes medic over* *Observes wounds* Don't worry, comrade. You're gettin' out of here!

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  • "Attention all callsigns this is Overwatch 6-1 satellite imaging has revealed a full Regiment of Battlefield 3 players are inbound. ETA 5 minutes before first elements have arrived. Be ready they're desperate and have been promised free Premiums."

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie ORIGIN LIVES ON... NOTHING CAN DESTROY IT. YOU HAVE ONLY CAUSED THE DESTRUCTION OF ONE OF US. WE ARE LEGION. OUR NUMBERS ARE BEYOND MEASURE. EA LIVES ON AND YOU WILL BE DEFEATED.[/quote]*burns charlie with fire* DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC CHARLIE!? DO YOU!?

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