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6/25/2012 3:47:29 AM
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Is this a good prank to play on my gf??

My girlfriends birthday is next week, so for a present I've been farting in this jar since december and I'm going to give it to her. Will she dump me? Should I abort this like that mistake we discovered last may?
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  • On the off chance you are not a troll... Don't. Don't ever do that.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Edmi Wohusee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dustofsaturn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maximus Decimus This thread stinks. [/quote] That joke had a pretty FLATulent punchline...[/quote] Bahahahahaha I have nothing witty to say.[/quote] I'd make another but I don't want to TOOT my own horn.[/quote] XD LOL[/quote] Okay, I won't go any farter.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dustofsaturn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maximus Decimus This thread stinks. [/quote] That joke had a pretty FLATulent punchline...[/quote] Bahahahahaha I have nothing witty to say.[/quote] I'd make another but I don't want to TOOT my own horn.[/quote] XD LOL
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  • -blam!- in a box. /Thread [Edited on 06.24.2012 7:54 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CamCamm I would punch you in your dick and then break up with you.[/quote] >Implying you'd feel something where you'd punch.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dustofsaturn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maximus Decimus This thread stinks. [/quote] That joke had a pretty FLATulent punchline...[/quote] Bahahahahaha I have nothing witty to say.[/quote] I'd make another but I don't want to TOOT my own horn.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maximus Decimus This thread stinks. [/quote] That joke had a pretty FLATulent punchline...[/quote] Bahahahahaha I have nothing witty to say.
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  • I lol'd so hard, you have no idea.
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  • I would punch you in your dick and then break up with you.
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  • Dear God this thread...
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  • This thread is cooking with... GAS!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xbEaSt KiLlaHx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MORBlDLY OBESE I've been farting in this jar [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MORBlDLY OBESE [/quote] 10/10.[/quote][/quote]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HALO12325 That's a horrible idea, are you trolling? [/quote]
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  • This thread is brought to you in fart by, Bungie!
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  • Like the farts are supposed to accumulate or something right?
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  • DAFUQ IS THIS BULL-blam!-!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maximus Decimus This thread stinks. [/quote] That joke had a pretty FLATulent punchline...
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  • Just -blam!- in the jar and let it sit for a while. Right before you give it to her, dump out the -blam!- and the smell will linger and probably be worse.
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  • hands don't have noses silly.
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  • 4/10.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MORBlDLY OBESE I've been farting in this jar [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MORBlDLY OBESE [/quote] 10/10.[/quote]
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  • (+)_(+) wut
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  • This thread stinks.
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  • Abort mission!
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  • Poop in the jar, she'll like that better. Trust me... I'm a doctor.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MORBlDLY OBESE I've been farting in this jar [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MORBlDLY OBESE [/quote] 10/10.
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