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5/5/2012 8:09:48 PM
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Hello! My name is Dick. I have a serious problem.

I am a very small guy. Not very strong and handsome. People also say that my soul is too soft and that I am immature. I work in a very dark, wet and dangerous place without any protection. My boss doesn't want to pay me and when I tried to protest, she told me to shut up and start working. She says that I am not getting the job done and that I keep leaving and entering my working place. She also said that I keep leaving a mess in there and that she has to clean up for me. But that really isn't the truth. Now, the problem is, my balls aren't big enough to tell my boss that I don't agree with her. What should I do Flood? Please help me!
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  • I accidentally the lock!
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  • What's so funny?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] INSETICK SK10 I get the innuendo, just not the humor. [/quote]
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  • Flood sure is full of 12 year olds today.
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  • No cookie for you OP.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skyhawk002 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AGLA Froman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M94 Mushroom Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne Oh god this is gold.[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
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  • haha make one about a vag now
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AGLA Froman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M94 Mushroom Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne Oh god this is gold.[/quote][/quote][/quote]
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  • Way to predictable.
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  • And your neighbor is an ass, and your best friend is a pussie. Kill yourself, OP. [Edited on 05.05.2012 12:24 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M94 Mushroom Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne Oh god this is gold.[/quote][/quote]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne Oh god this is gold.[/quote] Thanks. (=
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  • Work out.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Happy Toast [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] INSETICK SK10 Since people are laughing i'm gonna guess this is a parody of something i don't get.[/quote] Read it again. You might get it.[/quote] No i get the innuendo, just not the humor.
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  • Good work OP, 8/10
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  • HAHAHA so funny!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] INSETICK SK10 Since people are laughing i'm gonna guess this is a parody of something i don't get.[/quote] Read it again. You might get it.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M94 Mushroom Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne Oh god this is gold.[/quote][/quote]
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  • hahaha his name is Dick.
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  • Since people are laughing i'm gonna guess this is a parody of something i don't get.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] greatestSheriff Serious? If so...make a complaint.[/quote] I am completely serious.
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  • Oh god, this made me laugh.
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  • This is what people consider funny? what are you 12?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne Oh god this is gold.[/quote]
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  • Wow! 10/10
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  • NVM lol [Edited on 05.05.2012 12:12 PM PDT]
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