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3/18/2012 4:17:19 PM
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Satisfying Your Mum Since...

A motto we've all known for many a year. Since it is Mothers Day here in Blighty, I was wondering if someone from Bungie was available to....errm....satisfy my Mum*, since I forgot to get her a present. Quick response preferable. *Interested party must be interested in married 57 y/o's.
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  • Just go out into the woods, and pick (2) flowers, and then give them to her. Then you're set.
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  • You need to pay the Employee a goods wage.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Commander GX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deltahalo UK Surely it isn't that hard to find someone from Bungie to doink my mother?[/quote]I'm sure they'll do it, but it's gonna cost you. Keep your options open... ...[b]I'll do it for 5 pink t points.[/b][/quote]Stop doing what you're doing.
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  • Does she put out?
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  • Boo yaaa [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Radical Edward [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deltahalo UK *Interested party must be interested in married 57 y/o's. [/quote] There is such a thing as sexy/attractive women who are older than 50. [url=http://www.google.com/search?q=christie+brinkley&hl=en&sa=X&pwst=1&prmd=imvnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&ei=_F1mT57jLbT4sQLd09G2Dw&ved=0CDkQsAQ&biw=1920&bih=955]One example who is currently 58 years old.[/url][/quote]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deltahalo UK *Interested party must be interested in married 57 y/o's. [/quote] There is such a thing as sexy/attractive women who are older than 50. [url=http://www.google.com/search?q=christie+brinkley&hl=en&sa=X&pwst=1&prmd=imvnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&ei=_F1mT57jLbT4sQLd09G2Dw&ved=0CDkQsAQ&biw=1920&bih=955]One example who is currently 58 years old.[/url]
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  • 19 cats
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deltahalo UK *Interested party must be interested in married 57 y/o's. [/quote]I don't discriminate. Age is just another way of saying, [i]experience[/i].
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  • Mate are you really trying to get your mum laid on B.Net? That's kind of disturbing ... But OT What's her address ;)
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  • Are you implying Bungie isn't already satisfying your mother?
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  • Well my mother is single. Think foman would interested?
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  • Depends on how classy she is, I would imagine.
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  • It's mothers' day? Well, at least I know after the fact...
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deltahalo UK Surely it isn't that hard to find someone from Bungie to doink my mother?[/quote]I'm sure they'll do it, but it's gonna cost you. Keep your options open... ...I'll do it for 5 pink t points.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazzySnipe55 You should get her a matching blue bar. You guys could go out and look so cute together![/quote] Hells bells, no! I wouldn't want to be seen with the woman. All I'm after is to invoke into action this statement Bungie keeps making. Surely it isn't that hard to find someone from Bungie to doink my mother? [Edited on 03.18.2012 8:28 AM PDT]
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  • You should get her a matching blue bar. You guys could go out and look so cute together!
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  • No thank you.
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  • 18 cats.
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