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1/29/2012 12:51:06 AM
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******* from Erie, PA, I met your mom!

I wanted to post this last night in the flood, but for professional reasons didn't. I posted it in HFCS, and my fellow ninjas though it was too good not to share. So I am, but I'm taking out the names. Here is the story, A fellow resident I work with has been hitting on this lady. He gets her to go out to the bars tonight, but she insist on bringing a friend. Queue me. He asks me to come along as the wing man. He knows I just got out of a relationship and that I need a good night out working my skills back up. I accept. We get to the bar and I am paired with this lady a year or two older than me. Fairly good looking. However I'm still not ready to start anew and I know my role is to keep the friend distracted so my buddy can get laid. As the night goes on we talk about random crap. Eventually the four of us land on the topic of what is better, Star Wars or Star Trek. When the question is asked of me, I respond, "I'm more of a Halo man." This response peaks the attention of the lady I'm trying to distract. She says, "My son ****** loves that game! He plays it all the time. He also is always on their website, I think he calls it The Flood site." I literally didn't know how to respond. Do I spill the beans and let her know who I am? Or do I play stupid? I went with stupid. I don't plan on ever seeing this chick again. Although she was cool, she wasn't my type, and as I said before too freshly single to try and play the game. On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean... [Edited on 01.28.2012 4:54 PM PST]
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    Tsukuyomi Saber
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    I would learn hiragana first. /Tae kim - old

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  • [url=http://i.imgur.com/KTU5e.png]This is how I envisioned it[/url]
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    • Damn necro bumps
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      • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dropship dude [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x Please note; anybody who attempts to use this or any other thread as a way to find out who the user is -- either in real life or their Bungie.net identity -- will receive a harsh ban for harassment with the possibility of permanent ban. The name is censored for a reason. This is not a mystery for you to solve; laugh and enjoy the story and go on about your day.[/quote]OMFG it was Foman's Mum!!![/quote] EDIT: Toasting in epic bread. [Edited on 01.30.2012 1:52 PM PST]
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        • Someone here almost got Bobcast as their stepdad.
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          • *Bobcast memes intensifies*
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          • It all makes sense now.
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          • Edited by XSEAN : 5/10/2015 9:51:55 PM
            You should show up to her house as your avatar and see if the son notice's you
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            • Bump
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            • Keep it alive!
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            • i still remember the name before the edit lol
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              • Oh bobcast...... Oh bobby...
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              • I really hope one day the person comes out and says who they are.
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              • [i]sweet bread in a can[/i]
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              • LOL. One day he'll find this.
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              • That's fantastic
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                • Freakin great... But lulz who's her son?
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                • That suggestion at the end makes this even better.
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                • I can't [i]even.[/i]
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                • [i] [/i]
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                • Wow. Bump for awesomeness
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                • Edited by Wo u pse a: 7/9/2015 10:31:05 PM
                  [u][b]N-N-N-N-N-NECROBUMP![/b][/u] Oh wait..
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                • That's pretty damn funny
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                • Bobcast
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                  God dammit mom, we talked about this!
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                • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kboyz07 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Simse11 Do we know who the kid is yet?[/quote][/quote]No, but some of us (including me) noticed the kid's name before the edit.
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