Fast, slow? Mouth open? Do you make a lot of noise? Do you tend to get all watery? Or are you a little weird and do it like a cow?
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Quickly and neatly.
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I masticate at a normal rate with my mouth closed, and I try to do so quietly. And no, I don't get particularly wet/moist/slimy.
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I only masticate when I'm hungry for weiner.
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10/10
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I usually masticate loudly, mouth open, with lots of juices and sloppiness. Sometimes I make the floor wet. I really need to stop masticating so loudly and profusely in front of my family though, because they don't really enjoy watching me, or listening to me, or cleaning up my mess. Sometimes I just use my hands, sometimes my mouth, sometimes both.
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If I can't report the OP, this has gotta be old...
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Currently only on the left side, I've got a toothache somewhere on the right side of my mouth.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] krisman1 HA[/quote] Way to bump![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] krisman1 I try. [/quote] fix'd [/quote] Never-mind :(
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I do it faster than road runner does it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] krisman1 HA[/quote] Way to bump![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] krisman1 I try. [/quote] fix'd
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Makko Mace Anyone else almost vomit before they figured it out?[/quote] Figure it out? It means exactly what it says.
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I love it when my family and I sit down and masticate together every evening. [Edited on 02.14.2012 5:50 PM PST]
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I try. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] krisman1 HA[/quote] Way to bump![/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] krisman1 HA[/quote] Way to bump!
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I masticate quietly so that others may know peace.
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This has so much win in it! OT: Juicy, juicy taffy *groans*
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Anyone else almost vomit before they figured it out?
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inb4 OP changes title and post...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kristmark1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Big Black Bear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kristmark1 I don't masticate, my girlfriend does it for me. I just swallow when it's done.[/quote]That is gross either way you look at it.[/quote] Oh, I don't look. I just touch.[/quote] That is still revolting.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Big Black Bear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kristmark1 I don't masticate, my girlfriend does it for me. I just swallow when it's done.[/quote]That is gross either way you look at it.[/quote] Oh, I don't look. I just touch.
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Posting in an epic thread
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kristmark1 I don't masticate, my girlfriend does it for me. I just swallow when it's done.[/quote]That is gross either way you look at it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Economics This thread is quality.[/quote] You called it from post one.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dredwerkz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lil Wayne When I come I scream like a little girl.[/quote]Dude, just what the -blam!- are you even talking about?[/quote] He likes hot sauce, I guess.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lil Wayne When I come I scream like a little girl.[/quote]Dude, just what the -blam!- are you even talking about?