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1/8/2012 11:21:03 PM
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you are in a club and this guy walks up to you...

you are in a club and this [url=http://i55.tinypic.com/29e17yu.jpg] guy [/url] walks up to you and slaps your girlfriend's ass. what do you do? btw he's 5'10 and weighs 120 lbs. [Edited on 01.08.2012 3:21 PM PST]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LargerCobra God, this place gets more like /b/ every day. Soon we'll be swimming in CP, pr0n and gore.[/quote] D:
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  • God, this place gets more like /b/ every day. Soon we'll be swimming in CP, pr0n and gore. [Edited on 01.09.2012 1:32 AM PST]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DovaChief No one in the flood can beat that guy up. I dont give a -blam!- if your some karate kid like most flood tough guys are. "Yeah but i got a black belt" that guy will choke you with it. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HipiO7 I slap his ass.[/quote] Also this.[/quote] Wow... back up here. I could definitely take him down. (Guessing has has no fighting skills whatsoever.) I have been doing brazillian jiu-jitsu, kick boxing and judo for 10 years. I am sure I could take him down. And yes, I do realize no one believes me, but that's your problem, not mine.
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  • Call animal control because a gorilla seems to have escaped from an enclosure and entered into the club.
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  • Id still hit him, even if it got my ass kicked. Why? I'd get some from her for stickin up to him. Yep, thinkin outside the box.
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  • Ask him to apologise. If he doesn't, we walk away.
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  • He'd be dead. That is if I had a girlfriend. I don't. :(
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mile Speoples He does not weigh 120.[/quote]More like 120 kilos.
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  • He does not weigh 120.
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  • I got my friends onto him and start a biffo.
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  • Not sure, since I don't have a girlfriend. I guess it would depend on how she feels.
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  • Is that the cole train? I wonder why I'm in a club and how I suddenly have a girlfriend.
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  • Oh man, I remember one of these threads on 4chan where he was 12'4" and weighed 12 pounds, it was -blam!- hilarious.
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  • Considering I'm his height...... but twice is size..... shouldn't be much of an issue dealing with him.
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  • Considering that fact that my girlfriend would probably be around my age, call Chris Hansen.
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  • Trade hats.
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  • I spill all my spaghetti
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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Omega Gamma Wow, thread remake. Easy solution. Tell him to back off otherwise I will retaliate with physical violence. If he fails to do so, unload a bullet in his knee.[/quote] You're doing it wrong. You have to unload an arrow to his knee, not a bullet.
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  • Fortunately, no matter how muscular, all people have the same weak spots.
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  • I'd give him a nice beating. Then let a dog -blam!- him for the lulz.
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  • He's 5'10 and 120 only? I'm 5'10 and 150. Either the guy swallowed a balloon for those arms or I need to go past 10% body fat and go dangerously low.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Masta Snake btw he's 5'10 and weighs 120 lbs.[/quote]Lol'd. I'm getting tired of seeing these everywhere on /b/ dammnit.
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  • Engage in a delightful conversation about bedskirts.
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  • "You sir have a fine taste in asses."
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  • What do you mean, OP? Look at him, he's -blam!-.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheZombie19 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Katia Managan Touch his ass.[/quote][/quote] Best reply.
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