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Making your dog in Skyrim stop barking?

Any way to stop them barking short of smashing them in the face with a battleaxe? Its starting to get annoying when it barks over and over when I'm talking to someone. Anyone else find them annoying?
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  • Kill it with fire. Drain out it's soul.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dambem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dfisch5 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dambem This is a very intricate process, firstly you must get your dog and bring it to the throat of the world, where you must climb up to the highest point in the game and tell your dog to wait there, afterwards, use the magic words, fus roh dah to make your dog fall off the cliff, you need to find your dog at the bottom of the cliff, if it survives, continue, if it does not, get a new dog as your one sucks ballsack. After the dog has fallen of the cliff it will still bark, but dont worry, as the next step is easy. you must find a deadric dagger, enchant it with paralisis, and hit your dog 3 times with it. Afterwards you must go to parthunaax, you must ask him the following question. "When does the blamu flight?" to which he will reply, "to the **** my dear" the **** being a ceirtain location. This is where you must travel. You must use the following combination of shouts. Animal alligence, Ice form and Firebreath. After this travel back to parthunaax and say "I like to -blam!- giants" to which he will reply with a giant roar which will make your dog stop barking forever.[/quote]You may have a lot of time on your hands but still this is hilarious lol[/quote] Hey, i woke up at 5 am and im trying to stay awake, i do what i must do.[/quote]I'm not trying to insult you I think it's amazing lol I would just never feel like writing all that
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dfisch5 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dambem This is a very intricate process, firstly you must get your dog and bring it to the throat of the world, where you must climb up to the highest point in the game and tell your dog to wait there, afterwards, use the magic words, fus roh dah to make your dog fall off the cliff, you need to find your dog at the bottom of the cliff, if it survives, continue, if it does not, get a new dog as your one sucks ballsack. After the dog has fallen of the cliff it will still bark, but dont worry, as the next step is easy. you must find a deadric dagger, enchant it with paralisis, and hit your dog 3 times with it. Afterwards you must go to parthunaax, you must ask him the following question. "When does the blamu flight?" to which he will reply, "to the **** my dear" the **** being a ceirtain location. This is where you must travel. You must use the following combination of shouts. Animal alligence, Ice form and Firebreath. After this travel back to parthunaax and say "I like to -blam!- giants" to which he will reply with a giant roar which will make your dog stop barking forever.[/quote]You may have a lot of time on your hands but still this is hilarious lol[/quote] Now, on the other hand, if you want to turn your dog into a gun, you must first...
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dfisch5 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dambem This is a very intricate process, firstly you must get your dog and bring it to the throat of the world, where you must climb up to the highest point in the game and tell your dog to wait there, afterwards, use the magic words, fus roh dah to make your dog fall off the cliff, you need to find your dog at the bottom of the cliff, if it survives, continue, if it does not, get a new dog as your one sucks ballsack. After the dog has fallen of the cliff it will still bark, but dont worry, as the next step is easy. you must find a deadric dagger, enchant it with paralisis, and hit your dog 3 times with it. Afterwards you must go to parthunaax, you must ask him the following question. "When does the blamu flight?" to which he will reply, "to the **** my dear" the **** being a ceirtain location. This is where you must travel. You must use the following combination of shouts. Animal alligence, Ice form and Firebreath. After this travel back to parthunaax and say "I like to -blam!- giants" to which he will reply with a giant roar which will make your dog stop barking forever.[/quote]You may have a lot of time on your hands but still this is hilarious lol[/quote] Hey, i woke up at 5 am and im trying to stay awake, i do what i must do.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dambem This is a very intricate process, firstly you must get your dog and bring it to the throat of the world, where you must climb up to the highest point in the game and tell your dog to wait there, afterwards, use the magic words, fus roh dah to make your dog fall off the cliff, you need to find your dog at the bottom of the cliff, if it survives, continue, if it does not, get a new dog as your one sucks ballsack. After the dog has fallen of the cliff it will still bark, but dont worry, as the next step is easy. you must find a deadric dagger, enchant it with paralisis, and hit your dog 3 times with it. Afterwards you must go to parthunaax, you must ask him the following question. "When does the blamu flight?" to which he will reply, "to the **** my dear" the **** being a ceirtain location. This is where you must travel. You must use the following combination of shouts. Animal alligence, Ice form and Firebreath. After this travel back to parthunaax and say "I like to -blam!- giants" to which he will reply with a giant roar which will make your dog stop barking forever.[/quote]You may have a lot of time on your hands but still this is hilarious lol
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ColdEmbrace [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dambem *Takes long breath* firstly you must travel to where the greybeards live and ask for permission to fus doh rah, then kill everyone you see travelling accross the road to whiterun, afterwards you must meet Horjks, he will provide you with the fake identity you need to aquire to escape from skyrim, afterwards you must take a ship heading straight to the summerset isles, but just as you set off you must light a tnt crate in the bottom of the ship in order to sink it, when you crash land near winterhold, you must kill any and all survivors of the wreck, afterwards look in one of the crates, and you will find a key, this key opens the Under-Under forge in whiterun, in which you will find your dog.[/quote] Meh.. I'll just use Skyrim Wiki when I get home. You can breathe again.[/quote] MEH? MEH? The sword meh is found at the under under forge too, just be careful in handling it as it has a small chance of stabbing its own owner.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dambem *Takes long breath* firstly you must travel to where the greybeards live and ask for permission to fus doh rah, then kill everyone you see travelling accross the road to whiterun, afterwards you must meet Horjks, he will provide you with the fake identity you need to aquire to escape from skyrim, afterwards you must take a ship heading straight to the summerset isles, but just as you set off you must light a tnt crate in the bottom of the ship in order to sink it, when you crash land near winterhold, you must kill any and all survivors of the wreck, afterwards look in one of the crates, and you will find a key, this key opens the Under-Under forge in whiterun, in which you will find your dog.[/quote] Meh.. I'll just use Skyrim Wiki when I get home. You can breathe again.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ColdEmbrace [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ColdEmbrace Wait.. You can haz dawg in Skyrim?[/quote] Yup! I've had two so far! One's called Meeko :3[/quote] Where does one acquire these supposed dawgs?[/quote] *Takes long breath* firstly you must travel to where the greybeards live and ask for permission to fus doh rah, then kill everyone you see travelling accross the road to whiterun, afterwards you must meet Horjks, he will provide you with the fake identity you need to aquire to escape from skyrim, afterwards you must take a ship heading straight to the summerset isles, but just as you set off you must light a tnt crate in the bottom of the ship in order to sink it, when you crash land near winterhold, you must kill any and all survivors of the wreck, afterwards look in one of the crates, and you will find a key, this key opens the Under-Under forge in whiterun, in which you will find your dog.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ColdEmbrace [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ColdEmbrace Wait.. You can haz dawg in Skyrim?[/quote] Yup! I've had two so far! One's called Meeko :3[/quote] Where does one acquire these supposed dawgs?[/quote]
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  • Death?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dambem This is a very intricate process, firstly you must get your dog and bring it to the throat of the world, where you must climb up to the highest point in the game and tell your dog to wait there, afterwards, use the magic words, fus roh dah to make your dog fall off the cliff, you need to find your dog at the bottom of the cliff, if it survives, continue, if it does not, get a new dog as your one sucks ballsack. After the dog has fallen of the cliff it will still bark, but dont worry, as the next step is easy. you must find a deadric dagger, enchant it with paralisis, and hit your dog 3 times with it. Afterwards you must go to parthunaax, you must ask him the following question. "When does the blamu flight?" to which he will reply, "to the **** my dear" the **** being a ceirtain location. This is where you must travel. You must use the following combination of shouts. Animal alligence, Ice form and Firebreath. After this travel back to parthunaax and say "I like to -blam!- giants" to which he will reply with a giant roar which will make your dog stop barking forever.[/quote] This guy knows what he's talking about.
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  • When it misbehaves. Take it too where the Greybeards live and FUS RO DAH it off the mountain. That should teach him.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ColdEmbrace Wait.. You can haz dawg in Skyrim?[/quote] Yup! I've had two so far! One's called Meeko :3[/quote] Where does one acquire these supposed dawgs?
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  • Send it home.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dambem This is a very intricate process, firstly you must get your dog and bring it to the throat of the world, where you must climb up to the highest point in the game and tell your dog to wait there, afterwards, use the magic words, fus roh dah to make your dog fall off the cliff, you need to find your dog at the bottom of the cliff, if it survives, continue, if it does not, get a new dog as your one sucks ballsack. After the dog has fallen of the cliff it will still bark, but dont worry, as the next step is easy. you must find a deadric dagger, enchant it with paralisis, and hit your dog 3 times with it. Afterwards you must go to parthunaax, you must ask him the following question. "When does the blamu flight?" to which he will reply, "to the **** my dear" the **** being a ceirtain location. This is where you must travel. You must use the following combination of shouts. Animal alligence, Ice form and Firebreath. After this travel back to parthunaax and say "I like to -blam!- giants" to which he will reply with a giant roar which will make your dog stop barking forever.[/quote] This totally needs to be a quest when the creation kit comes out.
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  • Kill it
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  • This is a very intricate process, firstly you must get your dog and bring it to the throat of the world, where you must climb up to the highest point in the game and tell your dog to wait there, afterwards, use the magic words, fus roh dah to make your dog fall off the cliff, you need to find your dog at the bottom of the cliff, if it survives, continue, if it does not, get a new dog as your one sucks ballsack. After the dog has fallen of the cliff it will still bark, but dont worry, as the next step is easy. you must find a deadric dagger, enchant it with paralisis, and hit your dog 3 times with it. Afterwards you must go to parthunaax, you must ask him the following question. "When does the blamu flight?" to which he will reply, "to the **** my dear" the **** being a ceirtain location. This is where you must travel. You must use the following combination of shouts. Animal alligence, Ice form and Firebreath. After this travel back to parthunaax and say "I like to -blam!- giants" to which he will reply with a giant roar which will make your dog stop barking forever.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ColdEmbrace Wait.. You can haz dawg in Skyrim?[/quote] Yup! I've had two so far! One's called Meeko :3
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  • i had one then I SMASHED ITS GOD DAMN FACE IN
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  • Who needs a dog when you have 2 Deadric Overlords at your command?
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  • you stab it
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  • Wait.. You can haz dawg in Skyrim?
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