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12/5/2011 4:52:52 PM
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Best headline evar for a news story, article, blog.

It's so good, I will let the link speak for itself. [url]http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/12/05/smoking-can-make-your-nipples-fall-off/?hpt=hp_c2[/url] Brilliant isn't it? If you have nipples (we're all mammals, so we do) you could have a stake in this story. Even if you don't smoke, it's going to pique your curiosity, at least a little.
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  • Huh I wonder what you would look like without nipples
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SgtPunisment i used to have nipples, than i took a sigaret to the knee. but seriously people who smoke are dumb and stupid[/quote] your momma. (j/k) Seriously, those of us who do smoke do it because we want to. That doesn't make us dumb or stupid, since we do it because we're okay with the risk, and we're not hurting anyone but ourselves. (Those who stay around us and don't smoke but then complain about smokers are the selfish and dumb ones, since they could easily walk away, especially since we smokers are restricted on where we can do it.)
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kanade Tachibana I like it how she blames the doctor because she can't quit smoking.[/quote]It makes as much sense as people suing McDonald's because they're fat.
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  • My dad has smoked for 45+ years, and his nipples are still there...
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  • I'm sure I read this before, surely because somebody on the Flood already linked to it. *hintingatReconrecyclingthreads
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  • No, this thread is now about my necrobump... Oh yeah de-railing and necrobumping!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SunGlassed Skunk So if i started smoking could i get rid of my useless man nipples?[/quote] If you go to get a breast lift or breast reduction, yes you can.
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  • Do you people just go searching hundreds of pages back to necro-bump stuff?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sturmgewehr44 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ins3ktz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] King Dutchy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VenomfangX Mai Nippelz![/quote]You just bumped a 40 day old thread, well done.[/quote][/quote][/quote]
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  • So if i started smoking could i get rid of my useless man nipples?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ins3ktz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] King Dutchy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VenomfangX Mai Nippelz![/quote]You just bumped a 40 day old thread, well done.[/quote][/quote]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] King Dutchy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VenomfangX Mai Nippelz![/quote]You just bumped a 40 day old thread, well done.[/quote]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VenomfangX Mai Nippelz![/quote]You just bumped a 40 day old thread, well done.
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  • I'll keep this in mind in case I ever grow breasts and start smoking.
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  • Mai Nippelz!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Le Petit Chien "It's all your fault, Dr. Youn!"[/quote]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BRADEN OWNZ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] doctor woot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BRADEN OWNZ How do you hit the jackpot with these news stories every time?[/quote]Today he just happened to be googling "things that can make you lose your nipples"[/quote][Recon at work] Hey guys I wonder if smoking makes your nipples fall off? Everyone out of the way, we gotta google that -blam!- now![/Recon at work][/quote] Telecommuters Master Race.[/quote] There must be a common denominator among all of his articles. It's safe to say nipples are not the common denominator.
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  • Eh, It's not like I use them.
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  • Hah. Interesting.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Psuedo [url=http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/dog-shoots-utah-duck-hunter-in-buttocks-after-stepping-on-shotgun-left-in-boat/2011/11/30/gIQAJx9yDO_story.html?fb_ref=NetworkNews]I win[/url][/quote]nope. if you want weird/slightly funnier, PM me asking for a link. it's the onion, so i can't direct link it.
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  • The headline is doing the opposite affect on me. Sure, it's drawing me in, but it's making me want to smoke just for the sake of being nipple-less. [Edited on 12.05.2011 2:20 PM PST]
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  • Susan sounds like a real b*tch.
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  • On January 15th, this thread will be bumped. I call it. [Edited on 01.15.2012 6:41 PM PST]
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  • [url=http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/dog-shoots-utah-duck-hunter-in-buttocks-after-stepping-on-shotgun-left-in-boat/2011/11/30/gIQAJx9yDO_story.html?fb_ref=NetworkNews]I win[/url]
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  • Only for Breast lifts but its...Interesting.
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