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11/9/2011 5:19:44 AM
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Getting a job as a mall elf...

Full time on the weekends for minimum wage ($8) I'm 15, and this is my first job, I'll have to take pictures of kids on Satan's lap and give them nice high fives and hand shakes. Discuss.
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  • Wel this is shocking, can I get my picture taken with Satan and then ask him for a minigun and a couple of ammo boxes?
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  • Typos FTW
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  • But we still have to go through Thanksgiving!
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  • I actually lol'd at this thread. Kid on satans lap... AH
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PandaJerk007 It's not worth the money, Santa makes all the elves do dirty dirty things when he is on his brakes...[/quote]Why would Santa be on his brakes? He doesn't drive a car around the mall. At least not where I live.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PandaJerk007 It's not worth the money, Santa makes all the elves do dirty dirty things when he is on his brakes...[/quote] Lol have fun OP.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Lemur Monkey Satan's lap? Where do you live?[/quote] I live Conn_, oh wait it sucks why would I share that about me?
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  • Satan?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Lemur Monkey Satan's lap? Where do you live?[/quote]
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  • It's not worth the money, Santa makes all the elves do dirty dirty things when he is on his breaks... [Edited on 11.08.2011 9:27 PM PST]
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  • Satan's lap? Where do you live?
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