Apparently so. [url]http://www.cnn.com/2011/09/27/world/meast/iran-navy/[/url]
Well, being that I live in America, this story intrigued me. No doubt I felt a little unsettled at first, but after doing some background research, I started laughing.
Iranian Navy:
3 WW2-era destroyers
5 Frigates
3 Corvettes
3 Diesel Powered Submarines
None of which even have the range to sail the 8000 nautical miles between New York and Iran, and also have no nuclear capabilities.
Plus they're doing this during the height of hurricane season.
On behalf of the United States I would like to thank the Islamic Republic of Iran for their generous donation to our artificial reef program.
Your thoughts?
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Funniest Comments I've Seen:
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[b]Posted By:[/b]Voro Nar Talamee:
[quote]"The Islamic Republic has repeatedly assured that its military might poses no threat to other countries... "
Cause it can't pose a threat to anyone else.[/quote]
[b]Posted By:[/b] Mr Gruntsworthy:
[quote]"Deploy everything off the west coast of America!"
"...yes sir, deploying both ships."[/quote]
[b]Posted By:[/b] Commander Santa
[quote][quote]Posted by: ThePredkiller2
Don't believe the lies corporate media feeds you. Its obviously a distraction from a much bigger threat...[/quote]
...millions of ants farting at the same time.[/quote]
[b]Posted By:[/b] AquaBlader
[quote]Soon to be breaking news:
US Coast Guard prepares for massive rescue mission after Iranian fleet sinks off shore. Reports say a small thunderstorm caused most of the ships to simply...fall apart.[/quote]
[b]Posted By:[/b] evilcam ([i]Forum Ninja[/i])
[quote]I thought this was The Onion for a second.
Also, look at the picture again. Look at the guys facing away from the camera. 5th guy from right. What is he doing?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote][/quote]
[Edited on 09.27.2011 8:36 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AJF1177 Can their canoes survive in the ocean?[/quote]I doubt the duct tape would hold,so no
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lol an fa-18 super hornet could sink all of those sh.itstains iran calls "ships."
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Can their canoes survive in the ocean? [Edited on 09.27.2011 8:59 PM PDT]
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The US better destroy those ships.
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I dare them to attack us. Hell, our civilian population could most likely repel them if they attacked us.
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The sad part is they will never know how many U.S. submarines will be following them. And I would love us to move a carrier group or two where they can see. Show them what a real navy looks like.
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the U.S navy responded, sending out a life boat to help save the sinking iranians...just kidding, we'd let them drown as a lesson to get actual ships, not pieces of cardboard with duck tape
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] West Highland WT What a joke. America should just wipe that country off the map before they attempt something stupid.[/quote] ^ This, exactly
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MegaMuffin16 [url=http://www.dredgebrokers.com/Boats/705-7VT/tugboat.jpg]Iran's Navy[/url][/quote][url=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__m4wg-nDAMk/SjKBlvbYxBI/AAAAAAAADPQ/Wb6n6sVWWVY/s400/IMG_0502.JPG]Naw Iran's navy is more like this[/url] [Edited on 09.27.2011 8:39 PM PDT]
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What a joke. America should just wipe that country off the map before they attempt something stupid.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=63204477]This screenshot[/url] reminded me of this.
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[url=http://www.dredgebrokers.com/Boats/705-7VT/tugboat.jpg]Iran's Navy[/url]
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They are supposed to be our butt buddies.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] atrius16 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oaklandp8ntbalr Plus they're doing this during the height of hurricane season. [/quote] No, hurricane season is almost finished.[/quote] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f68VXKMZT1Q]Buzz Killington[/url] has joined us.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oaklandp8ntbalr Plus they're doing this during the height of hurricane season. [/quote] No, hurricane season is almost finished.
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I've added some of the funnier comments to the OP, (or at least the ones I think are funnier).
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[quote]The Islamic Republic has repeatedly assured that its military might poses no threat to other countries[/quote]Cause it can't pose a threat to anyone else
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oaklandp8ntbalr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mereel N7 i think Iran should come back when they have something of Cruiser strength... and shouldn't be in dry dock [/quote] [url=http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2010/07/1999_chrysler_pt_cruiser.jpg]This[/url] is their definition of Cruiser.[/quote] They can't afford that.
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[quote]The Islamic Republic has repeatedly assured that its military might poses no threat to other countries[/quote] Sounds like they're trying to fit up a nukeboat to me.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mereel N7 i think Iran should come back when they have something of Cruiser strength... and shouldn't be in dry dock [/quote] [url=http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2010/07/1999_chrysler_pt_cruiser.jpg]This[/url] is their definition of Cruiser.
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Do they really think they can accomplish something? Thanks, OP. You made my day.
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i think Iran should come back when they have something of Cruiser strength... and shouldn't be in dry dock
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spaceside I bet they trained playing the Battleship board game.[/quote] Iran: You sunk my wooden log! You sunk my floating wreckage! You sunk my Dinghy! You sunk my canoe! [b]GAH, YOU WIN AGAIN, DAMMIT![/b] America: *Troll Face* You mad, bro? [Edited on 09.27.2011 8:16 PM PDT]
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LOLIRAN [Edited on 09.27.2011 8:15 PM PDT]
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I bet they trained playing the Battleship board game.
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*saves thread* Must keep thread, to damn funny to be forgotten.