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The wambulance, and 2 firetrucks pull up to the flood, after hearing a distressing 911 call from one of its users. Almost immediately the paramedics see multiple butt hurt victims laying on the ground. The firefighters notice a cloud of smoke coming for the second story window. A flame war has started! The firefighters struggled to get to the controls of the firetruck ladder, Once they reached the 6th floor, where the flame war was, the started spewing water on it. But nothing happened, It must have a source! The firefighters knew they had to go inside, Which is a daring task indeed, and if they get stuck in the build of the flood, it might be a fate worse than death! The paramedics soon had at least 10 wambulances evacuating butthurt users the the hospital. They seem to be under control. But it was time for the firefighters to inter the building! There where four brave souls that had to go in and fight the flame war from the inside, the rest had to control it from the outside so no parody flame would emerge from the main fire. The four firemen found the source of the flames, It was two floodians going at it, one looks to have thrown a gas canister on the other out of rage, while the other most like did something to ignite the gas. The firemen quickly, in text book form extinguish the fires, and the build is once again safe from the flames. The last of the butthurt victims where transported to the hospital, and the two who caused the flame war were heading to jail. All and all, it was a successful day for the fire department of flame wars, And the 4 firemen that went in, got a medal of courage for there bravery. The end.
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  • 9000/10 Nice one
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  • Coasting on epic sled
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  • OMG! this thread was added to flood funny sayings! im running out of cookies...
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  • HA +1 and a cookie (::) for you
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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TurtIe I read that in patricks voice from spongebob[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Epique Flail [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STbwtzb09ZI&feature=related]How I read the title.[/url] Also, 9/10, would read again.[/quote]so thats why, i was like wtf.
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  • [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STbwtzb09ZI&feature=related]How I read the title.[/url] Also, 9/10, would read again.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TeT the two who caused the flame war were heading to jail.[/quote]No love for banadu? D:
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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x SSO Clan x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TeT [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VictoryIan Epic. Its sad to see this get buried under a bunch of crap though.[/quote] I know right?! It took me like 3 whole minutes to write this! then another 1 minute to spell check it! and it gets burried under "hi, how are you" threads?! grr.[/quote]Maybe if you spell/grammar checked it again...[/quote]lol i never spell checked it. And i never will, i let other people do that work for me.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TeT [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VictoryIan Epic. Its sad to see this get buried under a bunch of crap though.[/quote] I know right?! It took me like 3 whole minutes to write this! then another 1 minute to spell check it! and it gets burried under "hi, how are you" threads?! grr.[/quote]Maybe if you spell/grammar checked it again...
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe .......................----------------- ...................../::::::::::::::::::::::::\ ....................|::::::::::::::::::::::::::| ....................|::::::::::::::::::::::::::| .....................\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/ Biggest internet cookie for the OP. Posting in epic thread.[/quote] That looks like a cheeseburger... Wait... A COOKIE CHEESEBURGER.
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  • So awesome.
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  • *opens library door* *whispers* TL;DR *runs away giggling*
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GlassesGuy 904 What about the Internet Police?[/quote]They're a bit stuck at the moment on the Black ops thread...
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  • WAAAAHHHMBULANCE! sorry, had to say that. ..........(::) ............| ..........|...| Cookie man ^
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  • Special thanks was also given out to countless bystanders that fired off [b]REPORT[/b] flares that alerted the propper authorities.
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  • What about the Internet Police?
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  • Here's ten bucks.
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  • Epic Win
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  • I'm not sure what made me laugh more, the title or story :)
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  • Hey somebody bumped this, I saw it yesterday........
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  • Thank you for the medal of courage. I will cherish it forever.
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  • Bump.
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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe .......................----------------- ...................../::::::::::::::::::::::::\ ....................|::::::::::::::::::::::::::| ....................|::::::::::::::::::::::::::| .....................\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/ Biggest internet cookie for the OP. Posting in epic thread.[/quote]nom nom nom nom
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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VictoryIan Epic. Its sad to see this get buried under a bunch of crap though.[/quote] I know right?! It took me like 3 whole minutes to write this! then another 1 minute to spell check it! and it gets burried under "hi, how are you" threads?! grr.
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  • Epic. Its sad to see this get buried under a bunch of crap though.
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  • .......................----------------- ...................../::::::::::::::::::::::::\ ....................|::::::::::::::::::::::::::| ....................|::::::::::::::::::::::::::| .....................\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/ Biggest internet cookie for the OP. Posting in epic thread.
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