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7/11/2011 12:00:28 AM
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I just killed my dog.

Basically it all started when I was walking up my stairs today, and I had a treat for my dog. It took me several hours to get this treat, in fact I went all the way to Manchester (I live in London) to get this. And it cost me quite some cash. After I went home, I found out that my little sister had already fed my dog, So I shoved batteries up her nose and kicked her down my stairs, i then repeatedly kept hitting her with my shoe. And then forced her to eat my 4 week old moldy sandwich. I then kicked her in the balled and nuked her from orbit. I think shes dead now. [i]EDIT: Guy below me, how do you feel? [/i] [Edited on 07.10.2011 4:06 PM PDT]
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  • wat
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  • How do I feel? [url=http://myfacewhen.com/106/]Mfw[/url] Guy below me, whadda you make of all this? I mean, do you think this troll just came down from heaven and- I'll let you answer now.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MecuzImblack [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] R0flcopter Pilot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AwesomeDude0703 I'm not sure how I feel about that. Guy below me, how do you feel?[/quote] Dunno, how does the guy below me feel?[/quote] Not sure, guy below me what's your take?[/quote] I can't tell my emotions are too erratic, guy below what are your thoughts?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D D0uble dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D D0uble dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D D0uble dash Exactly. She was damaged material anyways.[/quote] I guess your age damaged you as well, using a 0 instead of an o, [i]For Shame, 1337 5P3AK3R.[/i] ~B2[/quote] I'm ashamed of that. I made that quite a while ago and well. I have to live it. Yet gives me another reason to abuse my sister, it was her idea.[/quote] Lol, Icwutudidthere. Abuse is bad mm'kay? Do what I do and stab a blow-up doll ^_^". ~B2[/quote] That just gave me an idea. I'm gonna stuff my sisters corpse and just abuse that whenever I'm angry, Thank you![/quote] And this is why Mythics don't give ideas to the masses >_>. ~B2
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xix StOrMz xiX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MecuzImblack [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] R0flcopter Pilot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AwesomeDude0703 I'm not sure how I feel about that. Guy below me, how do you feel?[/quote] Dunno, how does the guy below me feel?[/quote] Not sure, guy below me what's your take?[/quote] I can't be positive on how I feel, guy beneath me, your thoughts?[/quote] I have no idea. guy beneath me, your thoughts?[/quote] I for one do, but I'm wondering what the guy below me thinks?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MecuzImblack [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] R0flcopter Pilot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AwesomeDude0703 I'm not sure how I feel about that. Guy below me, how do you feel?[/quote] Dunno, how does the guy below me feel?[/quote] Not sure, guy below me what's your take?[/quote] I can't be positive on how I feel, guy beneath me, your thoughts?[/quote] I have no idea. guy beneath me, your thoughts?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D D0uble dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D D0uble dash Exactly. She was damaged material anyways.[/quote] I guess your age damaged you as well, using a 0 instead of an o, [i]For Shame, 1337 5P3AK3R.[/i] ~B2[/quote] I'm ashamed of that. I made that quite a while ago and well. I have to live it. Yet gives me another reason to abuse my sister, it was her idea.[/quote] Lol, Icwutudidthere. Abuse is bad mm'kay? Do what I do and stab a blow-up doll ^_^". ~B2[/quote] That just gave me an idea. I'm gonna stuff my sisters corpse and just abuse that whenever I'm angry, Thank you!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D D0uble dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D D0uble dash Exactly. She was damaged material anyways.[/quote] I guess your age damaged you as well, using a 0 instead of an o, [i]For Shame, 1337 5P3AK3R.[/i] ~B2[/quote] I'm ashamed of that. I made that quite a while ago and well. I have to live it. Yet gives me another reason to abuse my sister, it was her idea.[/quote] Lol, Icwutudidthere. Abuse is bad mm'kay? Do what I do and stab a blow-up doll ^_^". ~B2
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D D0uble dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D D0uble dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Ouchie Stick [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shibby76 wins "Hello... 9-11 right? I just pressed 9-1-1 into my phone ten seconds ago but just want to be sure. Ok, I'm reporting that someone just shoved batteries up a little girls nose, then kicked her down a staircase. I think the attacker hit her with a shoe a few times, and made her eat a sandwich... made I don't know hold on... uh maybe four weeks ago? Hurry, he just kicked her in the balls, and he.. he's trying to nuke her from orbit! OH MY GOD!!.... HELP!!! ...ok I'll hold." [/quote] He was talking about the dog, not the girl[/quote] [i] My sister is the dog of the family... [/i][/quote] So she's your b1tch?[/quote] Exactly. She was damaged material anyways.[/quote] I guess your age damaged you as well, using a 0 instead of an o, [i]For Shame, 1337 5P3AK3R.[/i] ~B2[/quote] I'm ashamed of that. I made that quite a while ago and well. I have to live it. Yet gives me another reason to abuse my sister, it was her idea.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D D0uble dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D D0uble dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Ouchie Stick [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shibby76 wins "Hello... 9-11 right? I just pressed 9-1-1 into my phone ten seconds ago but just want to be sure. Ok, I'm reporting that someone just shoved batteries up a little girls nose, then kicked her down a staircase. I think the attacker hit her with a shoe a few times, and made her eat a sandwich... made I don't know hold on... uh maybe four weeks ago? Hurry, he just kicked her in the balls, and he.. he's trying to nuke her from orbit! OH MY GOD!!.... HELP!!! ...ok I'll hold." [/quote] He was talking about the dog, not the girl[/quote] [i] My sister is the dog of the family... [/i][/quote] So she's your b1tch?[/quote] Exactly. She was damaged material anyways.[/quote] I guess your age damaged you as well, using a 0 instead of an o, [i]For Shame, 1337 5P3AK3R.[/i] ~B2
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D D0uble dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Ouchie Stick [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shibby76 wins "Hello... 9-11 right? I just pressed 9-1-1 into my phone ten seconds ago but just want to be sure. Ok, I'm reporting that someone just shoved batteries up a little girls nose, then kicked her down a staircase. I think the attacker hit her with a shoe a few times, and made her eat a sandwich... made I don't know hold on... uh maybe four weeks ago? Hurry, he just kicked her in the balls, and he.. he's trying to nuke her from orbit! OH MY GOD!!.... HELP!!! ...ok I'll hold." [/quote] He was talking about the dog, not the girl[/quote] [i] My sister is the dog of the family... [/i][/quote] So she's your b1tch?[/quote] Exactly. She was damaged material anyways.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D D0uble dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Ouchie Stick [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shibby76 wins "Hello... 9-11 right? I just pressed 9-1-1 into my phone ten seconds ago but just want to be sure. Ok, I'm reporting that someone just shoved batteries up a little girls nose, then kicked her down a staircase. I think the attacker hit her with a shoe a few times, and made her eat a sandwich... made I don't know hold on... uh maybe four weeks ago? Hurry, he just kicked her in the balls, and he.. he's trying to nuke her from orbit! OH MY GOD!!.... HELP!!! ...ok I'll hold." [/quote] He was talking about the dog, not the girl[/quote] [i] My sister is the dog of the family... [/i][/quote] So she's your b1tch?
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  • Wait, so who died exactly?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Ouchie Stick [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shibby76 wins "Hello... 9-11 right? I just pressed 9-1-1 into my phone ten seconds ago but just want to be sure. Ok, I'm reporting that someone just shoved batteries up a little girls nose, then kicked her down a staircase. I think the attacker hit her with a shoe a few times, and made her eat a sandwich... made I don't know hold on... uh maybe four weeks ago? Hurry, he just kicked her in the balls, and he.. he's trying to nuke her from orbit! OH MY GOD!!.... HELP!!! ...ok I'll hold." [/quote] He was talking about the dog, not the girl[/quote] [i] My sister is the dog of the family... [/i]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shibby76 wins "Hello... 9-11 right? I just pressed 9-1-1 into my phone ten seconds ago but just want to be sure. Ok, I'm reporting that someone just shoved batteries up a little girls nose, then kicked her down a staircase. I think the attacker hit her with a shoe a few times, and made her eat a sandwich... made I don't know hold on... uh maybe four weeks ago? Hurry, he just kicked her in the balls, and he.. he's trying to nuke her from orbit! OH MY GOD!!.... HELP!!! ...ok I'll hold." [/quote] He was talking about the dog, not the girl
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie2 Your sister has balls? ~B2[/quote] Cookiez for you sir.
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  • you are messed up
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  • trollz0r
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  • "Hello... 9-11 right? I just pressed 9-1-1 into my phone ten seconds ago but just want to be sure. Ok, I'm reporting that someone just shoved batteries up a little girls nose, then kicked her down a staircase. I think the attacker hit her with a shoe a few times, and made her eat a sandwich... made I don't know hold on... uh maybe four weeks ago? Hurry, he just kicked her in the balls, and he.. he's trying to nuke her from orbit! OH MY GOD!!.... HELP!!! ...ok I'll hold."
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XSEAN 115 He trolling people... I does not take a genius to solve that. 0/10[/quote] Bravo...... Or did I? Guy below me, do you think so?
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  • *Encouraging op to play chicken with traffic.*
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  • was the treat a hooker?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MecuzImblack [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] R0flcopter Pilot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AwesomeDude0703 I'm not sure how I feel about that. Guy below me, how do you feel?[/quote] Dunno, how does the guy below me feel?[/quote] Not sure, guy below me what's your take?[/quote] I can't be positive on how I feel, guy beneath me, your thoughts?
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  • He trolling people... I does not take a genius to solve that. 0/10
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  • Im confused and disturbed.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TayIor Swift I feel sad guys. Guy below me how do you feel?[/quote]
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