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Duardo

Disembodied Soul Simulator - The Return

Way back when Bungie had a support site. The Support site featured the ability to talk to the soul of a guy who released an early beta of Marathon: Infinity, and then put the wrong labels on the shipping discs! His job was simple: answering your questions (with a smile). Unfortunately, when Bungie.net was revamped in 2004, The Soul became a bearer of bad news for all Bungie.net members (literally). Two community members (poena.dare and Gholsbane) decided that leaving the Soul in it's current state was unfitting for his injustices, and decided to duplicate him for the [i]sole[/i] purpose of answering questions again. When poena.dare's site went down (and the Soul broke free), I took on the reins of the beast. Though not perfect by any means, it gets the job done. [url=http://www.duardo.net/soul]You will find him here, waiting for you.[/url] He may be a little mean, but he won't hurt you (much). [quote]The page has remain almost unchanged from poena.dare's site. I will be making updates soon. I wanted this to be released for Bungie Day. Feel free to post your conversations with the Soul in the thread. [url=http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?cid=58]Here's an early example[/url] of what awaits you.[/quote]
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  • Lol awesome, If you type in "Kiss my ass" He says "Ok, press it against the moniter."
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  • why are people still posting in this thread?
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  • Awesome Duardo, thank you. :)
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  • O_O
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a rascal cat Your sister should probably see a doctor as soon as possible. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lolcopter111 Question: Kiss me NAO The soul says: Pucker up big boy. My sister asked the soul that while I was in the bathroom....[/quote][/quote] Eh, she's 15, she knows what kissing is
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  • Your sister should probably see a doctor as soon as possible. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lolcopter111 Question: Kiss me NAO The soul says: Pucker up big boy. My sister asked the soul that while I was in the bathroom....[/quote]
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  • Question: Kiss me NAO The soul says: Pucker up big boy. My sister asked the soul that while I was in the bathroom....
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  • Q: Divide by zero. A: Can't help with that. Why you no help, tormented creature?
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  • Wow Duardo this is actually really cool. Nice work! I knew one day I would ask some dead guy or soul or something of the sort all my oldschool questions. That's another check on the bucket list =)
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  • srry i can be blunt
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] zoobkillerninja [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sir MacHinery didn't this disscussion end a long time ago?[/quote] no what made you think that.you new[/quote]Don't be a hater
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sir MacHinery didn't this disscussion end a long time ago?[/quote] no what made you think that.you new
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  • didn't this disscussion end a long time ago?
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  • i saw the post when you first made it and this is still awsome good job.you should add a cool badgroud to that part of your site it looks really plane.
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  • the...................soul...............lives
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  • How did I miss this? Thank you for posting this, on your site.
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  • Ctrl + D
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  • Lol. This guy is great.
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  • His programming needs a little bit of cleaning up. When I asked him if he liked Halo he told me what it was.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo Things will start working soon. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ctjl96 It's the only part of Duardo's site that works, LOL.[/quote][/quote]Well, why don't you kick things into gear? :)
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  • Things will start working soon. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ctjl96 It's the only part of Duardo's site that works, LOL.[/quote]
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  • He..................Is..................................Coming.........................
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  • It's the only part of Duardo's site that works, LOL.
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  • Lolwut?
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  • Soul......Has...........Escaped.
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  • [quote]Question: What is the meaning of life? The soul says: To crush enemies in battle. To drive them before you. To hear the lamentations of the women.[/quote] That is definitely the soul. Now I'm officially creeped out he has escaped, yet again!
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