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5/14/2011 2:23:45 AM
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Biggest dose of Irony you've ever seen!

What is it? Maybe it's that time a guy dug up a thread based around "adapting" to halo 2? Or perhaps a relative of yours, while joking about werewolves, accidentally burns himself on the recently cleaned (and thus really hot) silverware? Mine, personally, occurred earlier today, when my little brother walked inside carrying a mutated 4-leaved clover. On Friday the Thirteenth. Go figure. And YES, that really happened.
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  • In the news the other day, a motorcyclist riding in a helmet law protest (meaning he supported the right to ride with no helmet) fell off his bike and hit his head... and died. The police said a helmet would most likely have saved his life. That's irony.
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  • Iron man.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PalaNin I read Dante's Inferno. Does that count?[/quote]BE VURY GOOD . INFERNO BAD:(
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  • I read Dante's Inferno. Does that count?
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  • Manipulated someone, made them hate me, then I loved them, but then they manipulated me. Not great with it.
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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=60310346] This thread. [/url] Don't kill me MR DROZ!
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  • UMMMM.....how about them Green Bay Packers?
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  • [b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HLG Amber Clad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 Have at thee, coward! *Draws longsword*[/quote]*Sprints at Scorpio, fight scene ensues*[/quote] COWARD! *Grabs Sniper*[/quote] *random canadian jumps in* *uses nuke*[/quote] *Armor Locks*[/quote] *Waits for armor lock to go away* *Shoots with laser rifle* *Goes to Tim Horton's with Canadian*[/quote] *Is struck by lightning and somehow reassembled/reanimated* *Grabs Machete and hockey mask* *Grins*
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  • Teacher was talking to use about car crashes. The next day there was one next to our school. We could see it from outside the window because we were on the third floor. Happened like last month. [Edited on 05.13.2011 6:54 PM PDT]
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  • Aren't all four-leaf clovers technically mutated?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HLG Amber Clad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 Have at thee, coward! *Draws longsword*[/quote]*Sprints at Scorpio, fight scene ensues*[/quote] *Fights chef* [i]THE PACKERS SUCK![/i] *Runs away*[/quote] COWARD! *Grabs Sniper*[/quote] *random canadian jumps in* *uses nuke*[/quote] *Armor Locks*[/quote] *Waits for armor lock to go away* *Shoots with laser rifle* *Goes to Tim Horton's with Canadian*
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HLG Amber Clad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio *random canadian jumps in* *uses nuke*[/quote] Why do people think ALL Canadians are unibombers?
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  • It was such a huge dose of irony I overdosed and went into a coma and can't remember it. :D :D :D
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  • [quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 Have at thee, coward! *Draws longsword*[/quote]*Sprints at Scorpio, fight scene ensues*[/quote] *Fights chef* [i]THE PACKERS SUCK![/i] *Runs away*[/quote] COWARD! *Grabs Sniper*[/quote] TYPICAL CHEESE HEAD TO CAMP AND NOT FACE A MAN! [/quote] *Armor Locks* [Edited on 05.14.2011 9:54 AM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 Have at thee, coward! *Draws longsword*[/quote]*Sprints at Scorpio, fight scene ensues*[/quote] *Fights chef* [i]THE PACKERS SUCK![/i]*Woken up by the battle,I run after scorpio. *Runs away*[/quote]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 Have at thee, coward! *Draws longsword*[/quote]*Sprints at Scorpio, fight scene ensues*[/quote] *Fights chef* [i]THE PACKERS SUCK![/i] *Runs away*[/quote] COWARD! *Grabs Sniper*[/quote] *random canadian jumps in* *uses nuke*
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 Have at thee, coward! *Draws longsword*[/quote]*Sprints at Scorpio, fight scene ensues*[/quote] *Fights chef* Slices sniper in half! [i]THE PACKERS SUCK![/i] *Runs away*[/quote] COWARD! *Grabs Sniper*[/quote]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 Have at thee, coward! *Draws longsword*[/quote]*Sprints at Scorpio, fight scene ensues*[/quote] *Fights chef* [i]THE PACKERS SUCK![/i] *Runs away*[/quote] COWARD! *Grabs Sniper*[/quote] TYPICAL CHEESE HEAD TO CAMP AND NOT FACE A MAN! *Commandeers tank*
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 Have at thee, coward! *Draws longsword*[/quote]*Sprints at Scorpio, fight scene ensues*[/quote] *Fights chef* [i]THE PACKERS SUCK![/i] *Runs away*[/quote] COWARD! *Grabs Sniper*
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 Have at thee, coward! *Draws longsword*[/quote]*Sprints at Scorpio, fight scene ensues*[/quote] *Fights chef* [i]THE PACKERS SUCK![/i] *Runs away* [Edited on 05.13.2011 6:45 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio It snowed where I live on May 1st...lol it's not snowy season silly weather, you can't snow![/quote]Oh! You live in Wisconsin, too?[/quote] No, cheese head. I live in Minnesota.[/quote] Oh. I see. *Begins to pull out sword*[/quote] Have at thee, coward! *Draws longsword*[/quote]*Sprints at Scorpio, fight scene ensues*
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  • "Your dumb"
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    Once in the Waaahmbulance, one of the moderators posted a message he received from a user who was banned for posting repeatedly in all caps. I think it was his third ban for the same offence. His response to the moderator was as follows: [quote]BUT I DON"T KNOW WHY I WAS BANNED![/quote] [Edited on 05.13.2011 6:36 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio It snowed where I live on May 1st...lol it's not snowy season silly weather, you can't snow![/quote]Oh! You live in Wisconsin, too?[/quote] No, cheese head. I live in Minnesota.[/quote] Oh. I see. *Begins to pull out sword*[/quote] Have at thee, coward! *Draws longsword* [Edited on 05.13.2011 6:34 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio It snowed where I live on May 1st...lol it's not snowy season silly weather, you can't snow![/quote]Oh! You live in Wisconsin, too?[/quote] No, cheese head. I live in Minnesota.[/quote] Oh. I see. *Begins to pull out sword*
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio It snowed where I live on May 1st...lol it's not snowy season silly weather, you can't snow![/quote]Oh! You live in Wisconsin, too?[/quote] No, cheese head. I live in Minnesota.
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