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1/12/2011 12:24:21 AM
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A accidental conversation of a peculiar nature

I got a random text message from a number I didn't recognise on saturday, I figured I'll have some fun with this person. 555-WETIP: Yoo Me: Hello Me: By the way, who is this? 555-WETIP: This is taylor, I may have texted the wrong number, sorry. Me: Maybe, or maybe fate has intended for us to meet, that it was not by chance but by destiny that you mistyped the number of the intended recepient. Taylor: Yeah i did. Lol. So wait...who are you? Me: When I was a young child, a prophet approached me and said on the 11th year of the 21st century I will receive a text message from a brave warrior by the name of taylor saying "Yoo". He said this warrior will protect me from a 30ft tall demon that can breathe fire and shoot laser beams from it's -blam!-. And that after a glorious battle between the warrior and the demon, I am to become emperor of the new world government. He described this warrior as very powerful, with a scar over his/her left eye caused by The Last Albino Panther. Do you happen to possess such a scar? Taylor: Uhhh?...I put my hair over my eye alot? Does that help...Who are you and whats your name?!?!?! Me: My name is Charles Joseph Hesse the fifth. My father is Charles Joseph Hesse the fourth, son of Charles Joseph Hesse the third. I am but a farmhand amongst the Highland Village. Do you happen to possess a sword? Taylor: I do not... Me: Well, you'll need to forge one. Traditional steel won't harm the demon, so it'll have to be crafted from dragon bones. Fortunately this is mating season for them this time of year. Whelps are generally more vulnurable, while their bones are more dense. Unfortunately, few blacksmiths are capable of forging with dragonbone. I happen to know of one that can, but acquiring his assistance may be difficult because he is dead. So we'll have to travel to the underworld and make a deal with the devil in exchance for his aid. Do you happen to know a mage? Taylor: Nope. You're a weirdo bye. Me: ...But the prophecy!!! Taylor: I don't care...You're acting weird...And like you act like one of those dungeons and dragons geeks. Byee Me: And to think you call yourself a warrior. Taylor: Yep. [Edited on 01.11.2011 5:57 PM PST by Captain K Mart]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc *Headless Ghost returns from dead* I repent! I was wrong and I regret. I pitied the fate of young Taylor and betrayed you all, but now I see the error of my ways. I have since demoralized her brother, Delvon ([snip]) and double crossed him.[/quote] For your sins, I sentence you to exile... May your mistakes act as lessons to generations to come [Edited on 01.11.2011 8:22 PM PST by Duardo]
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  • Keep this up. Too bad I have no idea where my phone is right now.
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  • She apparantly lives in Mississippi according to the number.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xDroidx Before you guys text that number, at least figure out roles and make some kind of plan to stay organized. It would be so much funner that way.[/quote] This, things could have gone so much better. You could have had the brother be the blacksmith, a demon, the mage (this one worked out), etc.
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  • We must find a new number to text. But with a different story.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JewMallow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] everywhere116 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghosthunter64 Oh, this is epic win.[/quote] No, it's not. Flood, I am disappoint. We are not like /b/. Never emulate them.[/quote] We are not /b/. We are the Flood. We are not emulating them. Mostly, numbers get posted there for personal armies. We are simply doing this for the laughs, and not for revenge. [/quote Does the motive matter? You have harassed and freaked out an innocent girl. This clearly went too far. The mods are being alerted of this.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc *Headless Ghost returns from dead* I repent! I was wrong and I regret. I pitied the fate of young Taylor and betrayed you all, but now I see the error of my ways. I have since demoralized her brother, Delvon ([snip]) and double crossed him.[/quote] But we can,t trust you, heretic. You no longer have the right to be called a brother. Begone! [Edited on 01.11.2011 8:22 PM PST by Duardo]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bhippo717 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xDroidx Thread by (supposed) Taylor is up and asking if it's us.[/quote] haha thats me. i made a joke thread[/quote] After I posted that I saw you were a brigadier, then I realized.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] InvaderScooge [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bhippo717 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xDroidx Thread by (supposed) Taylor is up and asking if it's us.[/quote] haha thats me. i made a joke thread[/quote] Why'd you say jk? It would've been so much cooler if you played along.[/quote] eh. didn't feel like it
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bhippo717 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xDroidx Thread by (supposed) Taylor is up and asking if it's us.[/quote] haha thats me. i made a joke thread[/quote] Yes, your thread is a joke.
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  • Me:You cannot run from your quest Taylor [Edited on 01.11.2011 5:57 PM PST]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bhippo717 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xDroidx Thread by (supposed) Taylor is up and asking if it's us.[/quote] haha thats me. i made a joke thread[/quote] Why'd you say jk? It would've been so much cooler if you played along.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowemonc *Headless Ghost returns from dead* I repent! I was wrong and I regret. I pitied the fate of young Taylor and betrayed you all, but now I see the error of my ways. I have since demoralized her brother, Delvon ([snip]) and double crossed him.[/quote] His number has already been up here several times. [Edited on 01.11.2011 8:21 PM PST by Duardo]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xDroidx Thread by (supposed) Taylor is up and asking if it's us.[/quote] haha thats me. i made a joke thread
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] everywhere116 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghosthunter64 Oh, this is epic win.[/quote] No, it's not. Flood, I am disappoint. We are not like /b/. Never emulate them.[/quote] We are not /b/. We are the Flood. We are not emulating them. Mostly, numbers get posted there for personal armies. We are simply doing this for the laughs, and not for revenge.
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  • *Headless Ghost returns from dead* I repent! I was wrong and I regret. I pitied the fate of young Taylor and betrayed you all, but now I see the error of my ways. I have since demoralized her brother, Delvon ([snip]) and double crossed him. [Edited on 01.11.2011 8:21 PM PST by Duardo]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xDroidx Before you guys text that number, at least figure out roles and make some kind of plan to stay organized. It would be so much funner that way.[/quote] do this and text the number I posted!!! Btw it's not mine
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  • Thread by (supposed) Taylor is up and asking if it's us.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darkness280 I'd laugh if the # belongs to the OP the whole time.[/quote] That's what I originally thought, too.
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  • I think 4Chan would've handled this better...
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  • I'd laugh if the # belongs to the OP the whole time.
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  • Brothers, a new conversation has started between me and Delvon. Delvon: So you guys are the flood from halo 3 huh Me: Maybe. Have you told Taylor the warrior it is a prank? If you have, all teh lulz would have been for naught. Delvon: Omg lol yea but. Does your friends have no lives Me: These are not my friends. They are my brothers. Do not insult the Flood. We are many. We are one Delvon: Dude halo isnt real Me: Did I ever say it was?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] atrius16 My conversation so far me- "are you being harast?" taylor- "yes!!" me- "don't worry, i'm assembling a task force to block a few"[/quote] ...no.
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  • That's an interesting conversation. EDIT: I'ma text the number. [Edited on 01.11.2011 5:53 PM PST]
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  • Before you guys text that number, at least figure out roles and make some kind of plan to stay organized. It would be so much funner that way.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghosthunter64 Oh, this is epic win.[/quote] No, it's not. Flood, I am disappoint. We are not like /b/. Never emulate them.
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