Aw c'mon, the doors locked.
Why is it every time I got use the bathroom, somebody else is in there?
Don't they know I'm touching cloth out here. I go maybe twice in a 12 hour day of work, meanwhile we got a guy that go every half hour. No he's not going in there to use his phone.
Oh boy now it's prairie doggin, I had to wait for my machine to finish up the job before I could go, and that dolt sneaked in when I wasn't looking.
I hate him.
English
#Offtopic
-
2 Repliesbathrooms are a social construct bro the world is your toilet
-
[quote]Aw c'mon, the doors locked. Why is it every time I got use the bathroom, somebody else is in there? Don't they know I'm touching cloth out here. I go maybe twice in a 12 hour day of work, meanwhile we got a guy that go every half hour. No he's not going in there to use his phone. Oh boy now it's prairie doggin, I had to wait for my machine to finish up the job before I could go, and that dolt sneaked in when I wasn't looking. I hate him.[/quote] Is this the bathroom comment section. You gamers, that don't poop right, you don't eat nothing but cheese and chicken. You gotta eat some bran man. Just like my oldest, gonna tear your -blam!-. Just eat right. And don't hold it all week because gaming is great. Stop drop and the then roll. Same goes with being on fire
-
[quote]Aw c'mon, the doors locked. Why is it every time I got use the bathroom, somebody else is in there? Don't they know I'm touching cloth out here. I go maybe twice in a 12 hour day of work, meanwhile we got a guy that go every half hour. No he's not going in there to use his phone. Oh boy now it's prairie doggin, I had to wait for my machine to finish up the job before I could go, and that dolt sneaked in when I wasn't looking. I hate him.[/quote] To much fiber not enough stalls
-
2 Replies[quote]I’m touching cloth right now.[/quote] Well thanks, I have a new most hated sentence.
-
You were growing a tail? Here is a related video from Star Wars Robot Chicken: https://youtu.be/zfm63kDhHpc
-
Let us know when it’s turtle-headed
-
7 Replies[quote][i]Now I know, don’t wait to go![/i][/quote] -Nina, Nina Needs To Go!
-
Just keep it in a drawer somewhere until you can take it home.
-
[quote]Why is it every time I got use the bathroom, somebody else is in there? [/quote] Everyone around you is full of shat
-
3 RepliesStand before the door wide eyed and blocking their escape. When they open the door make eye contact and scream as you let it loose. None will challenge you again.
-
You have any of those small bins where people throw bundled up paper?
-
2 RepliesGo outside..