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Edited by Bruce_Wizard: 1/31/2022 6:25:13 PM
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1/31/22 - Weekly Reminder To Hail HYDRA!

*Sweeps squashed rodent flesh off desk* Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Weeks ago, HYDRA's workmen unionized. They demanded that our cafeterias stopped serving four year old hardtack and a fifty percent increase in weekly pay. HYDRA High Command has repeatedly warned personnel that forming labor unions is a death wish within our organization. Unfortunately, the groundskeepers and janitors did not heed our warnings. HYDRA's weekly op to violently destroy the union was a smashing success! Almost all of the workers were fired upon and put six feet under the ground. The handful remaining reluctantly bent the knee and agreed to disperse. As a result of the skirmishes, HYDRA has posted 457 custodial positions on Indeed. We would like to thank all of the onion flavored guardsmen who hailed HYDRA who made this victory possible. You onion flavored guardsmen are the real heroes! In other news, HYDRA's Annual Valentines Day Social Gala is will be held on the 14th at the Hilton Event Center in Orlando, FL. Tickets are almost sold out, be sure to grab one for you and your date. Those who don't arrive with a date will be forced to sit with the HYDRA Youth at the kids tables. Remember to dress nice! Crossbones has just been turned away by Peacock when he pitched his show to them. No platform wants to stream the biographical exploits of HYDRA's deadliest solo operative. After a long talk with Red Skull and his parents, Crossbones has given up at his shot at fame. In two days, Punxsutawney Phil, the world-renowned groundhog will lay down his prophecy regarding the winter weather. An op will be conducted should the groundhog see his shadow. That is all for this week. Strap on your jackboots and start goosestepping! It's time to hail HYDRA! [T]7 [T]/ [i][b]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]

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