Attention all personnel. A memo was circulated to all senior staff regarding improvisations on morrrrgg3333(????,211,;:6665$@@&?<#%%>>>>>>>>>
[i]*RIP*[/i]
[b][i]“FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!!! THE FAX MACHINE TOO?!?!?!?”[/i][/b]
“Oh boy…”
[i][b]“HOW ARE WE EVEN THE NUMBER ONE THREAT TO GLOBAL SECURITY WHEN OUR BASES HAVE FAILING INFRASTRUCTURE, OUTDATED AND OBSOLETE EQUIPMENT, AND CONTSTANTLY SUFFER NETWORK CRASHES!!?!?!?!?!”[/b][/i]
“Strained budget…?”
“SHIELD maybe…?”
“Before you take a tire iron to the damn thing, try faxing everyone a picture of a weasel.”
“That’s not going to work.”
“A jpeg file is much different that anti-corruptive video code.”
[b][i]“IF IT F***ING WORKS, YOU’RE A MIRACLE WORKER!!!!!”[/i][/b]
*BLAM*
*SHUFFLE*
*SHUFFLE*
*CLICK*
*BZZT…BZZT…BZZT*
…..
*DING*
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HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!
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MrBooDudechicken - old
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Did you try turning it off and back on?