*Microwaves walrus grease*
Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last weekend's op was a smashing success! Someone was firebombing our recruitment offices and HYDRA youth enrollment centers. Skull Team 6 investigated to bombings and discovered the culprit was none other than Sin. Last Thursday was her late boyfriend's birthday, the same young man that Red Skull shoved into a trash compactor. It appears she is still pretty salty about his death and attempted cover-up. Red Skull intends to discipline his daughter for her transgressions. HYDRA would like to extend a big thank you to all the brave onion flavored guardsmen who hailed HYDRA and made this victory possible. You onion flavored guardsmen are the real heroes! In other news, HYDRA's Annual Valentines Day Social Gala is coming up on Monday, the 14th. Tickets are almost sold out. All attendees must show up with a date or they will be forced to sit at the kid's tables. Crossbones has been shut down by DIsney, Amazon, and Netflix for his attempts to launch his streaming show. He has now gone to see if Peacock would film and stream it. HYDRA's groundskeepers have unionized and have refused to shovel the parking lots. Wednesday Goosestepping Exercises will continue, personnel are advised to wear weather proof jackboots and try their absolute damndest to march in knee high snow. HYDRA High Command would like to remind personnel that forming labor unions within our organization is a death wish. Disband, groundskeepers. You've been warned. That is all for this week. Click your heels together and salute! It's time to hail HYDRA!
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[i][b]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]
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MrBooDudechicken - old
How does one join HYDRA, sir? -
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CommanderR2GTSPec pop of love - 2/8/2022 12:32:58 AM
“Permission to speak sir!”