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1/17/22 - Weekly Reminder To Hail HYDRA!

*Mails frozen spaghetti-o's to neighbors* Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last weekend's op was a smashing success! Red Skull has poker night with the boys every Sunday and the Mandarin attempted to rig the deck. The latter was pretty salty about losing one of his ten rings, luckily Red Skull prevailed by playing several UNO Switcheroo cards! At the end of the night, the Mandarin lost another one of his rings. Well played, O Glorious Leader, well played. We would like to extend a big thank you to all the onion flavored guardsmen who made this victory possible. You onion flavored guardsmen are the real heroes! In other news, HYDRA's Annual Valentine's Day Social Gala is coming up. Tickets are on sale now. Be sure to show up with a date or else you will be forced to sit at the kid's tables. Crossbones is still trying to get his streaming show off the ground. Neither Amazon Prime nor Netflix wants to produce it. He has gone to Disney to pitch his show to executives, HYDRA wishes him luck. There has been a significant temperature drop and the plumbing and water mains of various HYDRA bases have completely frozen, causing massive damage to their infrastructure. It is not within our budget to fix them. We apologize for the inconvenience. Cheryl from HR has returned from maternity leave, you can now file your grievances to her instead of Derek. That is all for this week. Strap on your jackboots and start goosestepping, it's time to hail HYDRA! [T]7 [T]/ [i][b]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]

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