WELCOME BACK! If you didn’t read the update by Alpha I’ll be running an ONR show on Fridays!
First up on the news today: Mobi is back at it with weekly Thursday posts! My fellow reporters have only gotten three words out of him in an interview, Mobi says (and I quote): “it is Thursday.”
In other news: people are dropping like flies with the corona! Callmenoble6, I hate manky, even Li0nso1ldier11’s father!
In other sickness’s: LordSkooma has tested positive for Ligma! Please send your regards to this man in his final days.
WENDIGOS LIVE UNDER NATIONAL PARKS!!! It’s official, Lionsoldier has confirmed it! Our worst fears are true,
THEY LIVE UNDER OUR PARKS!
Have a great weekend! This has been ONR, we hope to see you Tuesday!
(Remember to Hail Hydra!)
For members only:
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8 RepliesEdited by GrainedCargo192: 1/16/2022 12:25:56 PMCome to Shield, we have Nick Fury and lots of cookies
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9 RepliesAh, another "Offtopic" news cycle with stories of Lore Kid shenanigans and a mention of the ninja for second hand attention! Poor Longface went to all that trouble collecting old Halo 3 clips and so many ninjas, mentors, and even Duardo came out to reminisce, but I guess that's not worthy of the Lore Kids attention. Scum, the lot of you. Stealing our old traditions and shitting all over them.
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CommanderR2GTSPec pop of love - 2/8/2022 12:32:58 AM
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3 RepliesEdited by Warlord Rust: 1/15/2022 2:24:01 AMNo mention of D&D, Sauerkraut, things exploding, Halo 3, or the usual complaints from you guys that hate on the anime posts, not even a weather report... [spoiler]Oh no, anyway... Edit: I made a weather report, but I put little effort into it, and like anything of mine its a shitpost! [/spoiler]
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5 RepliesEdited by AZO: 1/15/2022 12:48:52 AMYou know what, I have an idea. Let's all just start making our own weekly news posts until it's so common that it becomes the next offtopic pet peeve for milking attention. We won't stop until every last user on here is making their "news posts". And better yet, there's no news here. This place is dead. 3 people caught the rona, a ninja said "happy thursday" for the second time (lol tf?), and the only other thing that's mentioned in this news post is the conspiracy theory thing. Rona, Thursday, conspiracy theory. That's not news.
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I'm just a filfthy lurker and I am in the news. Wow.
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Wow. News is so depressing! [spoiler]Hail the almighty chicken cannon![/spoiler]
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Arright
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1 ReplyCongratulations on the killing
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Thanks for the cookie. :)