A new fad of aging yourself has appeared in OffTopica. Some people share how long they have been living here while others flashback to the “killer clown” experience of ‘16. Man, how the time flies.
Breaking news: a child brutally murdered and a man hospitalized with 3rd degree burns. A poor waffle was cooked alive and burned to death while the man who tried to save him suffered severe burns. The man is still recovering as of right now.
In sports, a new mascot of OffTopica has risen. Crugg the Stink Bug is now the new, official mascot.
Ninjas aren’t cool anymore. Locals complain that they are “over-used” and “stale.” What will replace them? It’s anyones guess.
In other news, ham is better than turkey. This is due to turkey’s tendency to be dry while ham is delicious, perfectly cooked, and juicy.
This has been ONR
(Remember to Hail Hydra!!)
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12 Replies[quote]A new fad of aging yourself has appeared in OffTopica.[/quote] Nah that gets brought up every couple months. [quote]In sports, a new mascot of OffTopica has risen. Crugg the Stink Bug is now the new, official mascot.[/quote] Wonder if Girrabeelope can sue for stealing her content and using it without permission?
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1st Yeah, I still remember when off topic was The Flood and was wayyyyy cooler, Pre Destiny. Culture was sooo cool which beats this current off topics best days. 2nd ....... 3rd congrats to the guys! 4th I'm cooler than a bag of Doritos, Blue bag. 5th Man when I was younger I hated turkey and loved me some ham. Now I hate both. Hydra has been Hailed.
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Well, turkey can be moist, you just have to cook it right. I love my Grandpa's recipe for turkey.
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I approve of this, mostly because of the ham
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8 RepliesMay I ask what the “Killer Clown” incident was?