First order of business: Please welcome my junior reporter, Elijiah_Goat. Now to the big stuff:
First up, we have a story about locals complaining about spam. They claim that the newbies are spamming their inboxes with their likes and comments. They also claim that they spam posts, which goes against the OffTopica Rules and Regulations (Article 433. Section A21). Investigations are pending whether this is spam or not.
Now for sports:
More big news from the “First” Annual OffTopic Hunger Games (there are rumors about Hunger Games before this one). The OffTopic Hunger Games have officially started today. We have yet to find out any more information.
Also, Halo Infinite seems to be doing a good job so far. Considering this, the community is split on whether it is good or not. For some, the Infinite experience just doesn’t compare to some of the earlier Halo games. Now to weather:
There is a low change of Salt Rain today. Instead, there is a 70% chance that we will get hit with 1-2 inches of Lore Snow.
Breaking News:
As you may have seen, there has recently been a “Lore Monster” released in OffTopica. Was this on accident or on purpose? We are concerned that there may be some Lore spies that have infiltrated the ranks of OffTopica. We had originally thought that [REDACTED](“accidentally” released and didn’t wanna nuke #Lore) and [REDACTED] (he be sus) were behind the plot, but further investigation found that they were innocent. We still think that there are spies from lore located in OffTopica. My junior reporter and myself still have more digging to do. Stay tuned for more information.
Edit: [REDACTED] the names for anonymity (and so I don’t get banned for name and shame)
In other news:
Local man needs a new game to play; claims Infinite isn’t for him. He is looking for a competitive shooter. If you have any suggestions, please let him know.
[spoiler]Remember to Hail Hydra![/spoiler]
This has been ONR
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11 RepliesHi there, I can attest to the fact that is was an accident. I was stupid and went into this closet labeled “DO NOT ENTER”. Inside, I found a unlabeled red button. I wanted to see what it would do, which was a bad idea. I helped lead the effort with Elijah, Tronic and CommanderR2GTS to kill the Lore monster. Apologies for any damages caused. For those who doubt my loyalty, I only support Offtopic.
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1 ReplyNot a single mention of hails to HYDRA. I’m disappointed your holy statueness. [spoiler]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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Edited by Small Gorgi: 11/20/2021 4:53:42 PMReports of spam, where I’m from we just call that having fun
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This is the way.
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2 RepliesTitanfall 2 servers are back online, so that’s a thing. If you haven’t played the game that is
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6 RepliesEdited by Goblin Queen171: 11/20/2021 12:19:30 AM[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Topics?tg=%23Offtopichungergames&tSort=1&tType=0&d=0&lang=en]Old Hunger Games[/url] [url=https://www.bungie.net/hi/Forums/Topics?tg=%23Wotr&tSort=1&tType=0&d=0&lang=en]And the OG news[/url]
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Hm, interesting day.
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4 RepliesAnother war may be upon us...
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Edited by linkfn2187: 11/20/2021 3:48:09 AMUp next: how I tamed your dog with the big time modern house with the stars