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10/17/2010 5:18:25 PM
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How to TROLL Halo REACH? Things to avoid doing.

No matter what I do in matchmaking, I always end up pissing somebody off. Whether it is because I use the tank on boneyard or use armor lock. Somebody once reported me for using the rocket launcher while crouching. My rep has gone from 67% avoided to 90% avoided ever since I bought the game. I do not want this to happen to anybody else, so I am going to list the things that piss people off according to my observations. That way, you can avoid doing the following stuff that WILL get you banned: 1.Use armor lock at all. It pisses everybody off and people will report you for using it. 2. Pick up the sniper rifle. If anybody picks up the sniper rifle, they will be betrayed. If you boot the betrayer, you will be reported. 3. Drive the warthog into the water/off the cliff. For some reason this always pisses people off. 4. Use the falcon on The Spire. The other team WILL call you names and report you. 5. Win a game in halo. You should never ever do this as you will be reported by everybody. 6. Use the shotgun in infection. 7. Use the plasma pistol to stop a vehicle. 8. Playing the game. 9. Not playing the game. 10. Stealing somebody's kill. While this is very lulzy, microsoft will ban you after about 5000 people report you for "cheating" 11. Play with little kids. Should you encounter a kid in matchmaking, just mute him. If you beat his team, his mother will call the police and tell them that you are a hacker. If he is on your team, he will report you for sucking even if he has -14 points. (True story) 12. Using any weapons in the game. 13. Using the DMR 14. Not using the DMR 15. Using the female models. Eveybody knows that there are no women on xbox live. 16. Never use the BXR (BXB in older games) combo. According to bungie (specifically achronos), that is the same thing as modding. Apparently you have [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lolwut]to mod to press to the b button, the x button, and the right trigger.[/url] 17. Never play with black or Latino players. You will inevitably be called a racist even if you say or do nothing. (Again, this is from experience.) 18.. Having fun. This is a big no-no and it is forbidden. Those are my observations so far. Feel free to add your own observations. Tell us what you notice piss people off. Or you can tell me about how awesome I am. This too. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UK Dark Wolf360 Also: [b] Never have a good connection. Never have a bad connection. Never use the hologram for a distraction. Never use sprint to move quickly. [/b][/quote] Lol wut? Who reported this topic? (besides that 1 guy on the second page) [Edited on 10.17.2010 11:56 AM PDT]
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  • dont get in any vehicles. dont use the tank on paridiso. some kid on my team started yelling into the mic and throwing grenades at me when i did. so I destroyed everyother vehicle in the viscinity and ran away.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bunta Just get host and you will win. Simples. [/quote] but you don't want to win, because people will report you. so don't be the host, because people will report you for that anyway. but they will also report you for not being the host and not winning. O_o
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  • Just get host and you will win. Simples.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowmanXL Another way to piss someone off is by posting in this thread. Thus, pissing the people who do these things off, they go look at you stats for you gamertag, and find someway of reporting you.[/quote] they will also report you for not posting in this thread. O_o [Edited on 10.18.2010 5:15 AM PDT]
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  • Another way to piss someone off is by posting in this thread. Thus, pissing the people who do these things off, they go look at you stats for you gamertag, and find someway of reporting you.
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  • I think you should be given something really cool for this thread, like a medal or some-blam!-
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  • I laughed. But the sad part is that some of it is true.
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  • I <3 13 and 14
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] explosivepigs No matter what I do in matchmaking, I always end up pissing somebody off. Whether it is because I use the tank on boneyard or use armor lock. Somebody once reported me for using the rocket launcher while crouching. My rep has gone from 67% avoided to 90% avoided ever since I bought the game. I do not want this to happen to anybody else, so I am going to list the things that piss people off according to my observations. That way, you can avoid doing the following stuff that WILL get you banned: 1.Use armor lock at all. It pisses everybody off and people will report you for using it. 2. Pick up the sniper rifle. If anybody picks up the sniper rifle, they will be betrayed. If you boot the betrayer, you will be reported. 3. Drive the warthog into the water/off the cliff. For some reason this always pisses people off. 4. Use the falcon on The Spire. The other team WILL call you names and report you. 5. Win a game in halo. You should never ever do this as you will be reported by everybody. 6. Use the shotgun in infection. 7. Use the plasma pistol to stop a vehicle. 8. Playing the game. 9. Not playing the game. 10. Stealing somebody's kill. While this is very lulzy, microsoft will ban you after about 5000 people report you for "cheating" 11. Play with little kids. Should you encounter a kid in matchmaking, just mute him. If you beat his team, his mother will call the police and tell them that you are a hacker. If he is on your team, he will report you for sucking even if he has -14 points. (True story) 12. Using any weapons in the game. 13. Using the DMR 14. Not using the DMR 15. Using the female models. Eveybody knows that there are no women on xbox live. 16. Never use the BXR (BXB in older games) combo. According to bungie (specifically achronos), that is the same thing as modding. Apparently you have [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lolwut]to mod to press to the b button, the x button, and the right trigger.[/url] 17. Never play with black or Latino players. You will inevitably be called a racist even if you say or do nothing. (Again, this is from experience.) 18.. Having fun. This is a big no-no and it is forbidden. Those are my observations so far. Feel free to add your own observations. Tell us what you notice piss people off. Or you can tell me about how awesome I am. This too. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UK Dark Wolf360 Also: [b] Never have a good connection. Never have a bad connection. Never use the hologram for a distraction. Never use sprint to move quickly. [/b][/quote] Lol wut? Who reported this topic? (besides that 1 guy on the second page)[/quote] Oh man this thread is so win. I actually lol'd at this. Numbers 8 and 9 got me the most.
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  • discuss campaign, everyone knows that the only thing you should play is matchmaking. [Edited on 10.17.2010 5:37 PM PDT]
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  • There is so much win in the OP here.. It's astronomical.
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  • moving your thumbs at all means you suck. turning on your xbox to relax after work with a little alien ass kicking means you suck. But in all honesty ive been booted for the most retarded of reasons but when im betrayed im given no choice.
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  • Thread is win
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pandabear I'm pretty sure that the reputation system on XBL is broken. There is no way that 90% of people use it to give people negative rep. I can believe that 90% of people give out good rep or don't use it. So therefore i conclude that they mix the numbers up in the menu that shows your rep.[/quote] I remember being banned for having a low rep rating. Xbox says that you do not get banned for that, but the agent told me that I was banned for being avoided too much.
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  • Best thing to avoid: Contributing in any way to the game, because someone else could have done it much better...
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  • I'm pretty sure that the reputation system on XBL is broken. There is no way that 90% of people use it to give people negative rep. I can believe that 90% of people give out good rep or don't use it. So therefore i conclude that they mix the numbers up in the menu that shows your rep.
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  • This thread made me laugh. hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha
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  • WTF man?
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  • Lolwut? Who reported this? (besides that one guy.)
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  • Thanks for this. Made my day:)
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  • This is possibly the best thread I have ever read... Im gonna go check my avoidance percentage or whatever now
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spider123Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] studbeasttank [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=48068447&postRepeater1-p=1]This entire thread.[/url][/quote] This thread is sarcastic. If you actually read any of it, you'd realize that people are making lists of everything people complain about, all of which are completely ridiculous (but true). aka, this thread is pointing out that no matter what you do, you're going to have people complain about it for stupid reasons.[/quote] That link leads to a different thread if you didn't check =P.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ivantheigor Use your credits immediately Save your credits Earn credits [/quote] lmao!
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  • Use your credits immediately Save your credits Earn credits
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  • kill the enemy use a power weapon use a vechile don't use a vechile playing the game having fun
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  • Never try to get kills in Rocketfight. You're supposed to be meleeing the enemies where they are dropped off from the Phantoms.
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