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Edited by Peaches Pan Tao:
9/25/2017 4:31:51 AM
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Give Your Least Favorite User A Super Power Without Directly Naming Them...
I'll start:
I would give this user the power to fly into geosynchronous orbit, where they could see the ball in all its glory.
The catch:
Being able to fly means they could never return to earth...
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They can go back in time but are permanently stuck in a groundhogs day scenario if they ever try to use their power
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To stop being so overrated
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The power of understanding that liberalism is bad
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2 RepliesI would give this user the ability to hit spawnpeaks and 5k's with only a mounted LMG Oh wait, he already does that... [spoiler]{-}7[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI give him the power of leftist autistic screeching... oh wait he already has that power.
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you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.
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The ability to post, but no one can see it [spoiler]because no one cares get out of here[/spoiler]
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I'd give him the powers of a weretrump. Every full moon, he transforms into a Donald trump.
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Edited by Heroscadaver: 9/26/2017 4:52:25 PMIt's like you're trying to make a profit ... [spoiler]Buh Dum Tis[/spoiler]
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Edited by Krishnas Prophet: 9/26/2017 4:05:42 PMI would give this user the ability to think objectively, and be able to comprehend physical reality uninformed by his obvious biases. I might also give him the ability to be less "peachy".
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I would give that man a job and a hobby so he doesn't cry about everything a specific person does. Giving him a superpower is not a smart move. [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThe ability to remotely taste and smell the bowels of everyone within a 30 foot radius of them. This power is always active.
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Mad Max is gonna be one powerful dude.
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His power: tastebuds in his rectum. The catch: he has tastebuds in his rectum.
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2 RepliesThe ability to smell food from slightly farther distances away. Or possibly the ability to have a hot body only when no one is looking.
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Make them only see cheese pizza [spoiler]Bad joke is bad[/spoiler]
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They can speak any language possible, but the only noise they can make in the presence of a female is "beep". That, or maybe the ability to detect ham from any range within 20 feet, bc that's a dumb superpower.
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I can't really pick one user, but I guess they can all have the power of extreme flatulence for 6 hours a day, everyday.
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the ability to put taste buds anywhere they want, on or off their own body. the catch is they can never remove them even after death.
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Lol we all know who OP hates.
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The power to have a positive IQ. [spoiler]I think we might be talking about the same person.[/spoiler]
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the power to -blam!- right off
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2 RepliesThe power to spew arbitrary and extremely conservative bullshit that worships the higher class as gods with absolutely no regard for the lower class. . . . Oh wait, I just described them again. My bad :(
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Edited by KingOfGames: 9/26/2017 1:00:30 AMI would give one of them the ability to heat anything to 1000 degrees with their hand. The catch, they can't touch their swigsizzly swoogle anymore. [spoiler]plz no ban is only joke[/spoiler] I'd give the second one the ability to build a wall with his mind. The third one (OP) can remain lettuce. [spoiler]pls no joke, is only ban[/spoiler]
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I'd give this guy the power to get the girl of his dreams and this stop acting like a total assbag [spoiler]Its me, I want to end this miserable existence[/spoiler]
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