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9/15/2017 12:18:13 PM
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Crucible Is Amazing - Why is crucible amazing?

I am a watermelon with 17 thumbs and no ears

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I am a blueberry with 84 nipples and 2 cats

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I am an aubergine with exactly 1 finger

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First off I would like to thank bungie for removing all skill requirements from pvp. As a watermelon with 17 thumbs and no ears, I found it very difficult to get kills in Destiny 1, what with your fancy accurate aim, consistent headshots and so on. Thanks to the reduction in super generation, punishing team stacking, and weapon damage being reduced, all I need to do is stand near my team mates and pull the trigger. Much better, thank you bungie for enabling me to be a watermelon with 17 thumbs and no ears and still win crucible matches. Second, I would like to further thank Bungie for changing how weapon flinch worked, and outright increasing it. This means that if I, a watermelon with 17 thumbs and no ears, happen to land the first shot on my opponent, that opponent must then concede or die. Fortunately for me, I am always around my team mates, so they don't have enough time to concede, we just ghost them around corners instead. Thank you Bungie. Third, I would like to even further prostrate myself at the feet of the wise and powerful Bungie, and thank them for the chance to exist in a pvp meta where Auto Rifles are objectively better than any other gun type. As a watermelon with 17 thumbs and no ears, I find it very difficult to control the recoil of precision weapons or re-centre my aim after every shot, so being given the chance to just hold down the trigger and spray is a wonderful change, and I am very thankful for this. Lastly, I would like to give my thanks to the almighty gods of Bungle for rewarding me, a watermelon with 17 thumbs and no ears, with a very small amount of crucible reputation tokens. I, a watermelon with 17 thumbs and no ears, have spent two whole hours of my 3 week lifecycle as a watermelon with 17 thumbs and no ears, grinding crucible, and have recieved one reputation engram from Shaxx. This is just another incentive for me, a watermelon with 17 thumbs and no ears, to return to this wonderful, obviously well-tested and well-balanced masterpiece. Bungie, sincerely, as a watermelon with 17 thumbs and no ears, I think you have a real shot of making it big if you put your crucible into a separate game. It definitely appeals to the audience of which I, a watermelon with 17 thumbs and no ears, am a member.

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  • Yep they really ruined pvp. Boring and dull. Once the PVE dries up I'm going to other games (as someone with over 3000 hours in D1 who stuck with it through every nerf and content drought never thought I would say) destiny has been my gaming life for the last 3 years, never touched another game. Maybe now it's time to move on, the game is a step back and way too flawed to fix it

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