At first this was acceptable, frogs can be gay too, but now it's getting out of hand. Private companies that do not have America's best interests in mind have been dumping microchips in landfills for years. Now that those landfills have grown, they are leaking into American water supplies. The micro-chips target feminized frogs' dna and rewrite it so that all energy is directed into growth. After this step comes the robotization of the frog. Previous dumps have made frogs girls, but this is BAD. The frog's brain is replaced with a robot brain. Mechanical parts grow on each limb, eventually turning it into... THE TERMINATOR FROG. They pose as natural frogs but in reality they are deadly and violent killing machines. The Skynet end times are coming... You have been warned sheeple!