For now, Xur is but a Trespasser in our midst and his Khepri-cious nature Stings the quiet calm of the tower.
But, in less than 14 weeks, a new enemy will arrive at the Helm of an armada the likes of which would make a Saint pray for help.
We must stand together, or our demise is as Xure as the sun rising in the East.
Edit: Thank you for the kind words. I spent a while on this one. I hope to keep my weekly puns up to this caliber going forward
Also, check out my channel if you're bored:
www.youtube.com/c/AustinJ
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I stopeed playing destiny but still come back for these