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5/27/2017 9:34:53 PM
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Just drove through a city called Mansfield. In the south, go figure. Where the -blam!- is the Womansfield?!!!! Huh?!
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  • Ok it's almost been a week. Time to settle the -blam!- down now kids.

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    • Add the word [b]woman[/b] to everything, it will even out.

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    • My friend lives in a city called Los Angeles. Do u know what Los Angeles means? [spoiler]the angel[/spoiler] I use angel to describe some women. Therefore, women have a city named after them.

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      • Edited by Commander Tempu: 6/1/2017 2:39:54 AM
        I shall conjure an image of Cam driving into Mansfield. Ahem...just a silly story description: Cam seen guys smoking on the front porch. The blue sky above had clouds lazing around in the sky drifting along. Most of the houses have lawns that had not been mowed in years. Much like the clouds men were in lawn chairs with a six pack and reading the latest nudy mag. Some of them resembled Al Bundy of the entire spectrum. The houses looked like that of viking loges only modern day. Then Cam stopped at the gas station. Went inside to get a drink and filled it up. "Ill filler up for you ma'am" The service man had not seen a woman in years! The old guy behind the counter nearly stopped his pacemaker. Cam drove quickly out of town. This was a strange bunch. She wondered why the hell there was a town full of men and she did not see any women. Then when she got home made a post telling people she wanted a town full of women. To shake off the place called Mansfield Cam decided she knew the one place that women called home. Shop till you drop mega mall. The true Womansville if there ever was a mecca of all women! The End. [spoiler]This Satire was Evil and i hope you did not enjoy it.[/spoiler]

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      • [quote]Men everything![/quote] That kinda things happens when you're responsible for building everything.

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        • -[b]men[/b]tos -me[b]men[/b]to -a[b]men[/b] -a[b]men[/b]d -dis[b]man[/b]tal -dor[b]man[/b]t -[b]man[/b]agement -[b]men[/b]tion -[b]man[/b]sion -[b]man[/b]tis -[b]man[/b]euver -[b]men[/b]u -al[b]man[/b]ac -[b]men[/b]ingitis -[b]men[/b]tal -[b]man[/b]ure -e[b]man[/b]cipation -[b]man[/b]datory -per[b]man[/b]ent -com[b]man[/b]d -com[b]men[/b]t -environ[b]men[/b]t -experi[b]men[/b]t -fer[b]men[/b]t -govern[b]men[/b]t -[b]man[/b]go -[b]man[/b]atee -Ger[b]man[/b] -Ro[b]man[/b] -ro[b]man[/b]tic -[b]man[/b]nequin -di[b]men[/b]sion -de[b]men[/b]ted -la[b]men[/b]t -[b]man[/b]iac -[b]man[/b]ioc -[b]man[/b]icure -ele[b]men[/b]t -ele[b]men[/b]tary -instru[b]men[/b]t -ce[b]men[/b]t -cle[b]men[/b]cy -condi[b]men[/b]t -[b]men[/b]agerie -[b]men[/b]struation -pig[b]men[/b]tation -abandon[b]men[/b]t -accomplish[b]men[/b]t -mo[b]men[/b]t -no[b]men[/b]clature -ail[b]men[/b]t -se[b]man[/b]tics -geo[b]man[/b]cer -[b]Man[/b]hattan -[b]man[/b]date -[b]men[/b]ace -hu[b]man[/b] -wo[b]man[/b] -fe[b]male[/b] Once is an accident. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is a conspiracy. ... this... this is something else entirely.

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          • MANhattan. In the north, go figure. MANchester. In England, go figure MANitova, Canada. In the north, go figure.

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            • You might notice something Woman Wo Man Woe Man. Woe is defined as "Great sorrow or distress". And who causes distress? Women. "Woman" literally means "Distress [to] Man" [spoiler]Making Memes Since '02.[/spoiler]

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              • Edited by Sainyule: 5/29/2017 7:41:05 AM
                [quote]Where the -blam!- is the Womansfield?!!!![/quote] Generally located below the belt. It's usually hard to find, especially for most men.

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                • It's because men are better. Just ask Bruce, he became kaitlyn just to prove that even men are better at being women by winning woman of the year when he did.

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                  • Ma name jeff

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                  • m y n a m e j e f f

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                  • K.

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                  • Camm rhymes with Man, checkmate.

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                    • You make me laugh, Camm.

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                        • Hmm, I think womanville is in a place called divorce court. But I think their original lands are called "shopping malls" and "kitchens." Warning, if you see these creatures in the wild, keep your distance. They are predators that feed off the finances and energy of men.

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                          • Edited by Dylan: 5/28/2017 6:04:36 PM
                            And where the hell is Apacheattackhelicopterfield?! [spoiler]TRIGGERED[/spoiler]

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                            • Womansfield? Probably in the kitchen.

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                              • Dickhead

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                              • Edited by Superpug: 5/29/2017 6:34:35 PM
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                              • Because [spoiler]Cooties[/spoiler]

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                              • [quote]WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH[/quote]

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                              • In buzzfeeds office.

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                              • Goddamn patriarchy and such

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                              • Have you been red pilled yet?

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