Second daily reminder that Trump has been president for 121 days. Third daily reminder that you were alone on Valentine's day 96 days ago. Fourth daily reminder that Julius Ceasar and Denzel Crocker got rekt on March 15th 67 days ago. Fifth daily reminder that the Easter Bunnyman started the zombie apocalypse 35 days ago. Sixth daily reminder that it didn't take much for Bobcast to get your mom to ''let out her puppies'' at the bar on Mother's day 7 days ago. Seventh daily reminder that Father's day is in 28 days. [b]Wholesome reminder that: [/b][quote][url=http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/231069-12-Daily-Reminders.jpg]The past cannot be changed. Opinions don't define your reality. Everyone's journey is different.[/url][/quote] [b][u]Upcoming obscure forum holiday that has become an annual spam fest and a celestial event indicating warmer temperature Days: [/u][/b] Porch Day: 3 days Summer begins in the northern hemisphere of the planet Earth: 31 days [b][u]Upcoming Birthdays in 2017:[/u][/b] 1 day till A Banda, UncleSh1z and loominarticonfirm's birthday 2 days till Valus Taaurc and Xûr's birthday 4 days till Kirby235711 and JOKERMAN's birthday 7 days till Crafty and Lukinator55's birthday 8 days till BT-7274's birthday 9 days till Memegod64's birthday 10 days till Jolly Templar and MrPugly's birthday 11 days till M1Silencer's birthday 12 days till BanditNation and killturnerstoner's birthday 18 days till DankPlanks's birthday 19 days till Nevic's birthday 25 days till Jovis Joesun's birthday 30 days till Mach and TheOutlander's birthday 33 days till Ver's birthday 38 days till AtomicDoily's birthday 39 days till Fuoco the sith's birthday 43 days till My Pet Russian's birthday 46 days till SquishyFace's birthday 50 days till BMO's birthday 51 days till Peacekeeper's birthday 55 days till the SEVEN's birthday 56 days till The Red Herring and El STD Panda's birthday 57 days till Sheev's birthday 59 days till GeneStriker, Emile, and J1ms3r83's birthday 60 days till fryguy506's birthday 61 days till Classified and MonocleMan's birthday 65 days till WickedVelvet's birthday 66 days till deatheater200's birthday 67 days till PieTheThief's birthday 68 days till RokNBrokN and YaB01Guzma's birthday 71 days till The Cellar Door and Dreadnought's birthday 72 days till Disciple Gizmo's birthday 73 days till Kiwisan's birthday 86 days till Jewish Kittens's birthday 87 days till emo emu, Kell of Scar and Arjex Xaal's birthday 88 days till Timmys4threich, LuckyCheetos and I like Ham's birthday 91 days till TadPaul01's birthday 92 days till stonebrixxx2's birthday 93 days till FlowKnight22's birthday 94 days till name-not-needed and Inexorable Light's birthday 95 days till LZ2001's birthday 99 days till Akenore's birthday 101 days till Super_Herobrine8's birthday 103 days till SassyFlower69's birthday 105 days till prophet and Gjallarhorn's birthday 106 days till StarlingT's birthday 107 days till LikeABoss 905's birthday 109 days till Maver's birthday 111 days till Saitonia and Ghost 4119's birthday 112 days till Trexence's birthday 113 days till DINO DELUSIONAL, Display Name and cobalthunter115's birthday 117 days till Lethal Balcony's birthday 118 days till Ghost4201990's birthday 119 days till Gravemind94's birthday 120 days till VORTIXXFAN and bacontath's birthday 125 days till SteveTheServitor's birthday 126 days till DogHouseRockers's birthday 127 days till The Researcher, Ocean_Jedi and Vix's birthday 130 days till Reitnim, Gravy Train and Murph Tha Smurf's birthday 133 days till Apollo_ and BuoyantSam's birthday 137 days till tuckers baby's birthday 138 days till TunnelSnakesRule's birthday 140 days till InsaneSkittelz1's birthday 141 days till WarEagle7's birthday 145 days till Achroma's birthday 147 days till the unjustly-permabanned Boomdeyadah's birthday 152 days till iEsdeath's birthday 162 days till Sugar Cookee's birthday 163 days till notchristina's birthday 169 days till ItsJanitor's birthday 172 days till Sweeper bot, x Lets Get It On, and Ninjask291's birthday 173 days till Succ0sRawAlt's birthday 174 days till Kazuhira Senpai's birthday 176 days till Cerbia's birthday 179 days till Lucatiel's birthday 182 days till Snow Mexican and Emperor Trump's birthday 184 days till Esko's birthday 186 days till Dharak Colossus's birthday 194 days till Biv's birthday 198 days till majnum44 and Gnarly Swell's birthday 200 days till Krishnas Prophet's birthday 203 days till PCISCN's birthday 204 days till Nokic's birthday 207 days till Yolk Those Nuts's birthday 211 days till JackTheWhiteKid's birthday 212 days till Nemesis and A Smoke Bomb's birthday 215 days till Mongoose's birthday 223 days till Lost Soul's birthday 224 days till DarthLawyer28's birthday [b]Things Trump promised to do in his first 100 days as president but didn't and has yet to accomplish:[/b] [quote][i]Propose a Constitutional Amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress.[/i] (Proposed but stalled and not implemented. A complete ban on foreign lobbyists raising money for American elections. "I will direct my Secretary of the Treasury to label China a currency manipulator." "I will direct the Secretary of Commerce and U.S. Trade Representative to identify all foreign trading abuses that unfairly impact American workers and direct them to use every tool under American and international law to end those abuses immediately." "I will lift the restrictions on the production of $50 trillion dollars' [sic] worth of job-producing American energy reserves, including shale, oil, natural gas and clean coal. "I will cancel billions in payments to U.N. climate change programs and use the money to fix America's water and environmental infrastructure." "Cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama." "Cancel all federal funding to Sanctuary Cities." (Halted from passing) [url=http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_SANCTUARY_CITIES?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2017-04-25-16-15-56]1[/url] [url=http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/04/25/california-judge-blocks-trump-order-on-sanctuary-city-money.html]2[/url] [url=http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/04/25/525619605/federal-court-in-san-francisco-blocks-trump-s-threat-against-sanctuary-cities]3[/url] [u]"Suspend immigration from terror-prone regions where vetting cannot safely occur. All vetting of people coming into our country will be considered extreme vetting."[/u] [b][url=https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/3446145/WA-Order.pdf]Travel ban suspended due to ruling by federal court. [/url][/b][b][url=http://cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/opinions/2017/02/09/17-35105.pdf]Suspension continues as US Appeals court denies stay.[/url][/b] [/quote]