Here's what I wrote for his contest thingy to win Ace of Spades. It could only be 2 paragraphs. It's old footage. Something leaked by the Concordat bunch'a years back. Tryin'a smear my name across the system. Ain't gonna happen. So I'm watchin and all of a sudden, CRACK! Asteroid slams right into the monitor. But that ain't no asteroid. It's one o' them projectiles. Watch it for a second before I start runnin. BOOM! No worries. It's just a Vanguard ship. *Wink*. One look out that port side glass and I know what's comin. Small vessel. Nothin but five or six of em. But it's only me in here. See I was haulin this stuff for the Vanguard from nowhere to somewhere else and...never mind that. I'm runnin. Down to the hull and that big door. Button's on the bulkhead. Slam it just in time to watch em dock. Who's first?! Door opens and I raise my Ace. Lemme tell you what, I got one of em stuck in that door and the rest kept tryin'a get through! Hahaha *knee slap*. Like shootin cabal in a barrel. A big barrel ya know, not like them ones..whatever. I'm not gonna lie. I was magnificent.