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4/10/2017 4:36:27 PM
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Mr happy pants and Belinda

I'm this schools swim instructor I've been working here for about a year, see now my sister Belinda was supposed to have this job but she was to much of an asshole to the children Stop running you little cock sucker See this? This is my calendar that I use to write down everything that the students have done to me so when I'm fired the next guy'll know what's comin. Oh ok, now see this, this is what the students call stomps, Its where they take a turd and put it on the drain and stomp it right through, right to the pool, I've cleaned up 3 stomps this week. So I was rubbing my cats chest and it was, it was a little, wet, so I went to the doctor and asked if it was normal for male cats to lactate, and it turns out I was playing with its penis. Why is there a condom in the dummy, How'd you get so much cum in the baby. Sometimes the students like to prank me, by strapping me to the pool contraptions. Ack, somebody failed my class You see it's my job to instill the vision that you'll never grow up to get anything ya want, but ya see I always get what I want I always do. Stop running you little shit

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