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6/19/2010 3:51:35 AM
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Have you ever injured yourself fapping?

A long time ago this happened to me. It was the 3rd time that night, and the next morning it was peeling and tender.
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  • Scrubbing your undersides with a toothbrush to get turned on= gastly friction burns. *shivers*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey I used a 20 dollar bill to fap once. After it was over, it kinda hurt...and I could never look at Mr. Jackson the same way again.[/quote] How...?[/quote]A 20 wrapped around the shaft up and down. Hurt.[/quote] You couldn't find anything more satisfying?[/quote]I was on the bus, I had to use what I had. [Edited on 06.18.2010 8:41 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey I used a 20 dollar bill to fap once. After it was over, it kinda hurt...and I could never look at Mr. Jackson the same way again.[/quote] How...?[/quote]A 20 wrapped around the shaft up and down. Hurt.[/quote] You couldn't find anything more satisfying?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellbound107 Anybody else here try auto? Seems like a good idea at first. Then you quickly realise it wasn't. And maybe cry a little.[/quote] What is it?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey I used a 20 dollar bill to fap once. After it was over, it kinda hurt...and I could never look at Mr. Jackson the same way again.[/quote] How...?[/quote]A 20 wrapped around the shaft up and down. Hurt.

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  • Anybody else here try auto? Seems like a good idea at first. Then you quickly realise it wasn't. And maybe cry a little.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey I used a 20 dollar bill to fap once. After it was over, it kinda hurt...and I could never look at Mr. Jackson the same way again.[/quote] How...?

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  • I actually just recalled about the time I was in the bathtub as a six year old and I sliced my dick with the fin of a 2 foot dolphin toy. I literally have the scar there, underneath my dick,. It shows my manly hood. I have gotten my scrotal sack and/or a part of my penile shaft caught in my fly about four or five times.

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  • I used a 20 dollar bill to fap once. After it was over, it kinda hurt...and I could never look at Mr. Jackson the same way again.

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  • Carpal Tunnel yep.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GaloX3 I tried to make sweet love to a DVD once. I had to do some things I'm not proud of to get it to fit.[/quote] Wha... no...No...NO....NNOOOOOOOO

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  • What the -blam!- lol

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zon The Great I violently shot in my eye once. Had mild abrasions on the cornea, plus the stuff dried and made my eyes itch. The doctors had to scrape it off.[/quote] Ha thay must have been a embarrassing thing to explain to the doctor?

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  • I tried to make sweet love to a DVD once. I had to do some things I'm not proud of to get it to fit.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge We've all used the wrong materials before...[/quote]Superglue...oh god...>.<[/quote] OMG LOL what da hells wrong with you?

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  • Well, [b] [i] duck [/i] [/b] tape is a completely different thing, son. You can use duct tape. Works a treat.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge We've all used the wrong materials before...[/quote]Superglue...oh god...>.<

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  • Plucked a few hairs, lets just say it hurt a bit

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maj0r Awesom3 yeah one time i dropped the roll of duct tape on my feet....[/quote] What were you doing with duck tape while fapping?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zon The Great I violently shot in my eye once. Had mild abrasions on the cornea, plus the stuff dried and made my eyes itch. The doctors had to scrape it off.[/quote]Lolz?

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  • I violently shot in my eye once. Had mild abrasions on the cornea, plus the stuff dried and made my eyes itch. The doctors had to scrape it off.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doc Bacon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doodle No, but one time I once -blam!- a girl's brains out. I was like "Awww ye- OH GOD GROSS"[/quote] Win. And Doodle posted it? DOUBLE WIN[/quote] I loled

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  • yeah one time i dropped the roll of duct tape on my feet....

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  • Friction burn sucks...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doodle No, but one time I once -blam!- a girl's brains out. I was like "Awww ye- OH GOD GROSS"[/quote] Win. And Doodle posted it? DOUBLE WIN

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  • My friend got a blister from doing it too often... He just came out with it. What a pun... He blurted it out, too. TMI. I want to kill him to this very day... [Edited on 06.18.2010 8:17 PM PDT]

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