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6/19/2010 3:51:35 AM
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Have you ever injured yourself fapping?
A long time ago this happened to me. It was the 3rd time that night, and the next morning it was peeling and tender.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] goatman327 No, the closest thing to a fapping injury I ever got was once I cut my ball sack whilst shaving my pubes.[/quote] Now that kinda crap pisses me off, xD.[/quote] That's why I never shave; too risky. Plus, us Eastern Europeans need it to keep us warm.............[/quote] I live in New Zealand, and the South Island of NZ for that matter, I feel your pain.
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An injury I wouldn't call even call an injury because it was so insignificant? Yes. An injury I would actually call an injury, no.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacomaster13 Funniest thing i have heard in a while haha. PS. Dont by any means EVER get sandpaper anywhere near you're unit. Not fun[/quote] That depends. If you have hair to protect your balls, you won't have that issue......... But some people just don't learn. DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLZ! [Edited on 06.18.2010 11:35 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lunatic8randon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellbound107 Fail? Excuse me sir, but in what way? Oh, I got another one. One of my friends liked to finger his girlfriend since she didn't want to risk getting pregnant. I found out about how they do things after she had to go to the hospital. He explored a little too far and now she can't have children.[/quote] Finger=too far down Dick=???[/quote] If you have recollected, my snake will tear apart any average-sized -blam!-. I require a relatively large one to call home...... [Edited on 06.18.2010 11:36 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellbound107 Fail? Excuse me sir, but in what way? [/quote] was talkin about her... [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellbound107 Oh, I got another one. One of my friends liked to finger his girlfriend since she didn't want to risk getting pregnant. I found out about how they do things after she had to go to the hospital. He explored a little too far and now she can't have children.[/quote]lol
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] goatman327 No, the closest thing to a fapping injury I ever got was once I cut my ball sack whilst shaving my pubes.[/quote] Now that kinda crap pisses me off, xD.[/quote] That's why I never shave; too risky. Plus, us Eastern Europeans need it to keep us warm............. [Edited on 06.18.2010 11:32 PM PDT]
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Funniest thing i have heard in a while haha. PS. Dont by any means EVER get sandpaper anywhere near you're unit. Not fun
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Girl put Starburst inside her trying to be sexy. Boy removes and eats. Not a Starburst but a herpes sack.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellbound107 Fail? Excuse me sir, but in what way? Oh, I got another one. One of my friends liked to finger his girlfriend since she didn't want to risk getting pregnant. I found out about how they do things after she had to go to the hospital. He explored a little too far and now she can't have children.[/quote] Finger=too far down Dick=???
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellbound107 Fail? Excuse me sir, but in what way? Oh, I got another one. One of my friends liked to finger his girlfriend since she didn't want to risk getting pregnant. I found out about how they do things after she had to go to the hospital. He explored a little too far and now she can't have children.[/quote]one of my friends was fingering a girl and found a condom inside...like just in there...how did she not know it was there is the important question on topic: holy crap did he try to shove his arm up her? [Edited on 06.18.2010 11:23 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellbound107 Fail? Excuse me sir, but in what way? Oh, I got another one. One of my friends liked to finger his girlfriend since she didn't want to risk getting pregnant. I found out about how they do things after she had to go to the hospital. He explored a little too far and now she can't have children.[/quote] You know some...unfortunate people.
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Fail? Excuse me sir, but in what way? Oh, I got another one. One of my friends liked to finger his girlfriend since she didn't want to risk getting pregnant. I found out about how they do things after she had to go to the hospital. He explored a little too far and now she can't have children.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spoogle Yes, I have.[/quote]Dog bite on your dick?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] goatman327 No, the closest thing to a fapping injury I ever got was once I cut my ball sack whilst shaving my pubes.[/quote] Now that kinda crap pisses me off, xD.
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Believe it or not i don't come here to hear stories about -blam!-ion.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lunatic8randon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellbound107 Guys fap. Girls squish. A girl in my school got off with hotdogs. One day, one went in... and didn't come out. She had to ask her father for help but they eventually had to go to the hospital.[/quote]Who got to eat the hot dog?[/quote] Me
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellbound107 Guys fap. Girls squish. A girl in my school got off with hotdogs. One day, one went in... and didn't come out. She had to ask her father for help but they eventually had to go to the hospital.[/quote]Who got to eat the hot dog?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellbound107 Guys fap. Girls squish. A girl in my school got off with hotdogs. One day, one went in... and didn't come out. She had to ask her father for help but they eventually had to go to the hospital.[/quote]fail
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TDR Mudcat09 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TDR Mudcat09 We're ignoring the point here. If its called fapping for guys, then whats it called for girls? And have they ever hurt themselves?[/quote] Flipping. And yes a girl died on broom once.[/quote]i already told the story...[/quote]Oh wow your goood. Sorrry didn't mean to steal yor thunder haha.[/quote] Speaking of sex, this may interest some girls...... [url]http://www.komonews.com/news/archive/4158101.html[/url] [/quote]what about that one episode of 1000 ways to die when the guy gets electrocuted f%@king a cow heart hooked up to a car battery
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Guys fap. Girls squish. A girl in my school got off with hotdogs. One day, one went in... and didn't come out. She had to ask her father for help but they eventually had to go to the hospital.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TDR Mudcat09 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TDR Mudcat09 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong Flipping. And yes a girl died on broom once.[/quote]i already told the story...[/quote]Oh wow your goood. Sorrry didn't mean to steal yor thunder haha.[/quote] Speaking of sex, this may interest some girls...... [url]http://www.komonews.com/news/archive/4158101.html[/url] [/quote]i know a guy that had sex with a horse to win a bet. He lives in the same town as me and is a year or two older than me.[/quote] [url=http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Man-Dies-From-Sex-With-Horse-496891.html]Here's the news report[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong thats hot.[/quote]i also have lightning but thats for myself
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TDR Mudcat09 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TDR Mudcat09 We're ignoring the point here. If its called fapping for guys, then whats it called for girls? And have they ever hurt themselves?[/quote] Flipping. And yes a girl died on broom once.[/quote]i already told the story...[/quote]Oh wow your goood. Sorrry didn't mean to steal yor thunder haha.[/quote] Speaking of sex, this may interest some girls...... [url]http://www.komonews.com/news/archive/4158101.html[/url] [/quote]i know a guy that had sex with a horse to win a bet. He lives in the same town as me and is a year or two older than me.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TDR Mudcat09 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TDR Mudcat09 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TDR Mudcat09 We're ignoring the point here. If its called fapping for guys, then whats it called for girls? And have they ever hurt themselves?[/quote] Flipping. And yes a girl died on broom once.[/quote]i already told the story...[/quote]Oh wow your goood. Sorrry didn't mean to steal yor thunder haha.[/quote]its no problem dude. I have enough thunder for everyone[/quote] thats hot.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TDR Mudcat09 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TDR Mudcat09 We're ignoring the point here. If its called fapping for guys, then whats it called for girls? And have they ever hurt themselves?[/quote] Flipping. And yes a girl died on broom once.[/quote]i already told the story...[/quote]Oh wow your goood. Sorrry didn't mean to steal yor thunder haha.[/quote] Speaking of sex this may interest some girls...... [url]http://www.komonews.com/news/archive/4158101.html[/url] [/quote] Wtf...
