He has an empyrean load of nothing, knucklehead.
Edit:
So this is my first trending post and I feel like it's not as involved as some of the great trending posts I've seen. So here's a video of me trying to win a rumble match using only striker melees supers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbOvMzE8D8I
Edit 2:
Feel free to add your own ridiculous weapon based puns. There always welcome here
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Boy this guy is a real [b]comedian[/b]