Hand cannon users: OMG GUYS BUNGIE HARDLY TOUCHED MY WEAPON AND ITS COMPLETELY BROKEN! Pulse rifle users:....You got to be effing kidding me Auto rifle users: Happy 2013 everyone! Sorry if I'm late I've been using Internet Explorer! Scout rifle users: I've been sitting here in this OPEN DAMN SPACE FOR ONE DAMN LONG RANGE FIGHT BUT NOOOOOOO EVERYONE WANTS TO FIGHT IN DOORS! Oh wait here comes somebody *aims down sights* ok...what the...why is he shade stepping and jumping around? I can't land a shot! Shit he's on top of me! *gets killed by The Last Word* Last Word user: Dude, my gun is so weak, like honestly it needs better stability and range, I almost got killed by the scout rifle across the map! Shotgun users post patch:....*shoots his own foot and misses* Side Arm users: Get gud bro! Hahahahah another kill! Yeah take that Auto rifle haha! INFINITE AMMO BIATCHES!!!!!!! *fired in the air indiscriminately kills a sniper* Sniper rifle user: what am I holding? *proceeds to clean his gutter with sniper rifle* No land beyond user: I DEFY YOU HIGH CALIBER ROUNDS! Hahahahah you shall not pass! Mwhahaha flinches gets you stitches son! Head shot! And another! And another! And another! And another! And another... Fusion Rifle users: * Evicted property! Bank owned! Low mortgage payments! Call now!*