Welcome Guardians to our final year of Destiny. Over time we have seen the Crucible evolve from so many metas and over powered weapons and we have been listening. It turns out that now every one is using sticks...since automated weapon play has completely been removed that some guardians feel disappointed and disadvantaged because their stick is small then their opponents. So to fix this problem we have Nerf'd all sticks. You will now find bubble guns scattered all around the various maps. There will also be baby unicorns and if anyone attempts to kill another guardian with a bubble gun the unicorns will cuddle that guardian to death.Have fun everyone.
Cozmo out!!!!!
Edit 1: Just want to say a big shout out to every one for liking this post. Currently we are looking to re-home some of the baby Unicorns as they are apparently not allowed in the US due to animal rights restrictions. Stay real Guardians.
Edit 2 Unicorns found hiding in this house...they have been detained.Crisis averted
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This post and replies are amazing
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Let's be honest everyone knew they were going to nerf sticks. They're just to op
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Cozmo.....it is not working as intended. I just saw a guardian beat another one to death with a baby unicorn......
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"we have indeed gotten past the stone nerf but have also come to a conclusion that the new stick meta is indeed breaking bones as well. We will now be moving crucible to a revolutionary form of gameplay where everyone will be competing with your mom jokes. Get that wordplay going guardians!
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I dream of the day when we get unicorns back in the game! :-D
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The perfected SIVA celery will rise from the ashes of the crucible...
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Edited by CatMan: 2/24/2017 5:04:29 PMForgot to bump, bump
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Update 10. The one about guns in a FPS! We have a fix... TLDR: play chess, guns kill...
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Sharp stick OP!!!
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I'm ready for the update where they remove all weapons and we just hide behind cover and yell insults at each other.
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New Exotic Stick weapon. You spawn with one stick. Killing an enemy with a stick adds one more stick to your mag(space magic)...stick only does 1 damage...so good luck guardians!! Deej out.
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Can we at least do squirt guns and tickle-fights? Or too OP?
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Bitches love sticks.
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We watch you play PvP, learn what weapons you enjoy using, then break them to spoil your fun. The amusement we got from this was our little secret, till one of our staff revealed our contempt towards our consumers. Although we forced him to apologise, he still did irreparable damage to the fun we have messing with you people. So, after a live stream this Friday of his public execution, there will be a celebratory Iron Banner where you spam X to throw money at a virtual screen.
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Death by snu snu too op, please nerf
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This is before they nerfed pillow fights
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Honestly nobody is using guns anyway. Everything is ability spamming. Wombo, Lightning grenades, skips, axion bolts, stickies. The guns have been dumbed down so much everyone is just hiding and using grenades. Get two shots on someone and they run away. People flock to the abilities they dont have to aim. I am guilty too. Been running a lot of axion bolts myself. Skips and axions are like thorn used to be. Shoot someone twice, throw a skip or axion and run away. They track so far its hard for someone not to get killed.
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Stick is too op
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"In the latest update, we adjusted how the grenade magnetation works. Both the fellow guardians and the granades have postive charges, meaning the grenades will be pushed away from fellow guardians when thrown at them." "Edit: Mere months before we launched the latest update, we discovered a small bug in the patch. When the grenades are thrown, they are magnetized to the player. Meaning, when you throw an attachable grenade, it immediately sticks to the player's face. We hope everyone understands and are able to adapt to the changes. We are currently looking into the bug for a fix. The ETA on the soonest hotfix should be within the next 8 months"
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[quote]There will also be baby unicorns and if anyone attempts to kill another guardian with a bubble gun the unicorns will cuddle that guardian to death.[/quote] What I want to know is WHERE will they cuddle you to death ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Your timeline is way off… They're already going to be nerfing no land beyond, which is essentially a glorified stick, maybe only slightly better.
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What about the dookie tossing monkey super glitch, the dookie has too many nuts and not enough corn!?! How about corn nuts intsead.
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Ah, so that's what my celery is for?
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Nerf Unicorns !
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boooring update jokes....gets old seriously.
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You need to go outside...