[u]The Story[/u]
So my family is driving in two seperate cars to Kentucky for Christmas and my stepbrother wasn't paying attention while he was driving. I can't provide too many details about what happened next, but one second I was peacefully listening to Love Live music to hitting a wall.
I don't have a pic of the car because I never got a chance to take one. Sis was taken to the hospital because she was feeling hurt. Nobody was hurt in the end, though. According to dad, it could've been much worse. The car was too damaged to go on, so we had to rent another one. Now we're back on the road to who knows where.
What did we learn today, kids? Always wear your seatbelt.
So yeah, ama.
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What is the diameter of your anal sphincter?
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That's what you get for listening to love live
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Take your bro to court and sue his ass. My friend got 70k when he sued his friend for getting into an accident while he was in the car
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Meanwhile, I skidded through a stop sign. Not an intersection. The stop sign itself. After getting to my destination I realized my front license plate carriage was missing. Guess who just got back from scouring the scene with a flashlight? This guy.
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My brother is a paramedic, he went to a TA this morning female passenger was wearing her seat belt but had the seat reclined to sleep. Long story short she got an open fracture of the humerus and her radius and ulna were basically turned to powder. So not only should you always wear your seat belt but also sit in your damn seat properly.
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I crashed my car into the bridge... [spoiler]finish the lyrics[/spoiler] [spoiler]seriously though I hope you guys are alright[/spoiler]
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Edited by Cake-6: 12/25/2016 11:09:35 AM[quote] What did we learn today, kids? Always wear your seatbelt. [/quote] Uuh no, i learned that you should never listen to love live when you're not alone You don't want anyone to witness [spoiler]glad you're okay, can't have you dying without noticing me first[/spoiler]
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He couldn't tell everything cuz insurance would -blam!- his ass with shit to pay for. [spoiler]Jk glad you're okay[/spoiler]
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whats your middle name?
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Good luck to your family with their recovery.
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What is.... your favorite color? [spoiler]And are you okay?[/spoiler]
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How would you rate your accident? 10/10? 5/10? 48.2/100? 0/10?
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One of those # is correct
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How many words can you say in 12.45672 seconds? Record that, then divide it by 10. Why 10? Because that's shit you don't need to know. How many clubs do you go to, and how many people have shot them up? How many fingers are in your asshole? Multiply by 56 if 3 are in your ass. You should get a certain number. Subtract that number by 34, then add by 12. You should get a number that is not of concern to me. Why am I making you do this? Because I like to be on top while all others are doing my shit.
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How many toes do you have
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Love live?
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What's your address? [spoiler]The jolliest (and luckiest) seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]
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Did you hit the fourth wall?
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Did you die? [spoiler]kek[/spoiler]