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Edited by SactownNoob:
10/23/2016 11:45:53 AM
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Have fun, clown your favorite class.
I personally think Sunsingers should be renamed. Men wearing dresses and being total flamers just screams "Bruce Jenner" to me.
I main Sunsinger. Lol
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[b]Selections from the Cabal Cookbook (II) - Sunsinger Warlock[/b] [i]Despite the fact that warlocks are the juiciest, tenderest flavor of Guardian known to exist, consumption of Sunsinger is not recommended. A few years ago, a well-regarded Centurion managed to kill a Sunsinger and her Ghost. Believing that the Guardian was permanantly deceased and therefore an acceptable meal, he took her home. On the Day of Imperial Gratitude*, he roasted the Guardian and served her to his entire family: elderly parents, three brothers, sister, and seven assorted hatchlings. Unfortunately, the Guardian somehow managed to come back to life without using a Ghost, then proceeded to incinerate most of the family with Firebolt grenades before realizing that they were civilians and desisting. Said Guardian then killed over 50 more Cabal soldiers (dying and self-reviving two more times in the process) before managing to find an unattended spacecraft and escaping back to the Tower. Because of the danger inherent in this dish, there are no Sunsinger recipes in this book. [/i] *The Cabal equivalent of Thanksgiving
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The Nightstalker subclass should be renamed to The Name Of A 5th Grade OC, seems more fitting.
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VoidWalkers are awful. Just awful. They didn't even wait to learn how to do more than make things go boom in Light classes, and don't get me started on Blink! Making things go boom and blinking away like a teleporting fart.... [spoiler]VoidWalker for life![/spoiler]
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10 RepliesWarlocks should have their own parking spots in the tower for the amount of crutches they all have to use
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1 ReplyWhen I choose my class to start i picked hunter cause I thought it would be the fast then 3 hour later I saw a titan skating video.
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3 RepliesHunters are squishy space bunnies who think they are the best ,when in reality they kinda suck donkey balls . We should just toss all hunters in a room and throw a electric emperor bathrobe dude in the middle. That will learn these little elitist hunter pussies
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9 RepliesSunsingers: they disappoint me because they can't really sing. Voidwalkers: Just walk on the ground. Blade dancers: don't even dance (unless in a sociale space). Strikers: They only get a spare when they are bowling. Gunslingers: don't sling a Gun at you. Defenders: well eh they defend Sunbreakers: Break Stuff. Example a controller. Stormcallers: Hello it's me I was wondering "hangs up phone" Nightstalker: well they stalk. [spoiler]Help me[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesI mean... If Hunters can pretend to be superheroes and Titans wear loincloths, I see nothing wrong with warlocks wanting to wear bathrobes.
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8 RepliesDefender Super: Instant Purple Snowglobe Sunbreaker Super: Insecure Male Fantasy Bladedancer Super: Electric Death Cuisinart Stormcaller Super: Sith Lord Instrument of Electrical Annihilation Voidwalker Super: Nuke Pittsburg, kill people in Cincinatti Sunsinger Super: Doesn;'t anyone stay dead around here? Gunslinger Super: Golden... uh huh huh huh huh huh... Nightstalker Super+Grenade+Melee+Shotgun: The Mombo Wombo Gombo Tombo Zombo Combo
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[b]Selections from the Cabal Cookbook - Sunbreaker Titan[/b] [i]Many chefs denounce Sunbreaker as unfit for Cabal consumption because of its low fat content, its fire-seared dryness, and its spicy taste. And indeed, it is all these things. Sunbreaker steaks are like rawhide, and burgers are generally crumbly. However, Legionary Gr'icht, a chef assigned to the Sand Eaters, recently discovered that Sunbreaker can be very palatable when served up as meatloaf. His recipe is as follows:[/i] "SUNNY SIDE UP" MEATLOAF 1 - Sunbreaker Titan, thoroughly ground. 3 liters of oatmeal 37 eggs 2 kg. grated carrots 1.5 kg. diced tomatoes 2 liters of mild salsa. The Titan will be spicy enough. Salt to taste Combine all ingredients in a 300L mixing bowl. When thoroughly combined, put into single-serving pans. Bake at 190*C for 1.25 Terran hours. Serves 10-12 hungry Legionaries. Or one Colossus.
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2 RepliesEdited by Jy-Seven: 10/23/2016 6:47:06 PMHunters are the slowest we need a speed buff so we can run away from supers quicker
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2 RepliesWhy are Stormcallers never shocked? [spoiler]Because they have an [b][i][u]electric[/u][/i][/b] personality.[/spoiler]
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Titans are so... i cant #Titanmasterrace
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2 RepliesOh boy look at me I'm an edgy 12 year old with a sick cloak and a think shotguns are CANCER because I'm a quickscoping god and I also hope they add a dab emote into the game [spoiler]cringes then dies [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by EZ Pickenz 73: 10/24/2016 7:04:23 PMI don't know what's up with Striker Titans. Always jumping up in the air and then Superman off a cliff. Do they get kind of sick thrill out of it?
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1 ReplyI always found it odd for a sunsinger to self Rez in crucible It's like they don't know I have plenty of shotgun ammo to put them back down
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Stormtrance=Salad fingers [spoiler]I like rusty engrams...[/spoiler]
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They should name it .. [spoiler]saltsinger[/spoiler] [spoiler]RIP firebolts[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHunter's momma so fat she needs Bones of Eao just to get out of her easy chair.
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8 RepliesDid you just assume my Warlock's gender?!?
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4 RepliesMy Warlock has a shocking personality, a firey temper and her mind is void of any type of coherent thought.
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Every time I try to run up and shoulder hug someone they shoot me in the face with a shotgun, at least I can dry my tears on this towel that smells like ass I keep on the back of my belt.
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Edited by Granite: 10/24/2016 6:39:45 PM[b] [/b]
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2 RepliesShit I musta skipped leg day a couple times
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3 RepliesBladedancers used to be feared in the crucible.... now even fourth horseman tucks them in bed.
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1 ReplyThere should be an item that gives added defense against nightstalkers. It could be called "The restraining order"
