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4/29/2010 1:47:00 AM

step-7 (previously the why bungie will fall thread)

As many of you know bungie is releasing halo reach this fall(as far as i know). I have a well thought out theory on why it will spell the doom of us all and make bungie the ruler of the world. So bungie releases Reach some time in the fall. Many buy it and start playing. The electric synapses in the brain begin firing and processing the information from the television screen into coherent understandment. The problem begins here. The amazing graphics sound and storyline overload the receptors for the brain, causing SEVERE headaces. As the brain begins to try and understand this information it slowly begins to overload as well. Eventually the synapses and the brain give up and promptly....explode. Thus causing the gamers head to explode(as well as anyone watching the gamer play). Parents, Friends or spouses will find the happy yet exploded remains of those dear to them, but upon view of what they were doing their head will also asplode. And so the cycle will continue. Bungie will eventually discover the problem with their game, but it will be too late, as naturaly they will take an issue of the game home and play it. Thus asploding their head too. Eventually bungie will be Able to take over the world with an army of unexploded bungie followers(created through both mind control and an well written message passed throughout the forums., because of a lack of resistance(any army would already be reduced to headless asploded dead bodies) bungie would simply be able to take what is rightfully theirs. Bungie will then rule for 7 hundred years. Then infinity ward shall inherit the earth(or at least whats left) ALL BECAUSE YOUR GAME IS TOO AWESOME!!!! [Edited on 05.16.2010 5:40 PM PDT]
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