BUNGIE:No guns,no sprint,no abilities,only melee to make the nerf crybabies happy.
Players:but won't that ruin the game?
BUNGIE:not if it helps us keep our mon-I mean players.
Players:what about us?
BUNGIE:you'll have to buy the 100$ version of destiny.
At bungie headquarters...
Deej:How about we fix the game?
Bungie employee:we'll lose money.
Deej:so your saying make a new version of destiny . won't that cost more money?
Everyone except Deej:uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
And that's how deej saved the day.moral is,if you don't stop complaining about everything,this might happen.
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I thought they had nerf'd everything ?