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Edited by Cap:
7/29/2016 1:52:00 AM
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Why doesn't the Tower have any washrooms?
I'm sick of needing to fly to a planet in order to poop and pee. The Tower should really have washrooms installed. I don't think Zavala can hold it in any longer.
Edit: I never thought I'd see the day where a post wondering about the lack of washrooms in a video game would become the most trending.
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Why do you think that the sweeper bot is still sweeping [spoiler]someone give him a mop and a pet poop cleaning machine [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMy titan has an ass flap on his armor like old footy pajamas. My warlock just lifts his dress when no one is looking My hunter uses invis, he goes pretty much anywhere and runs away undetected
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Legend has it they remover the washrooms after they ran put of hand towels and a hunter decided to use a titan ' s mark to dry his hands. That's why you can hear the one robot talk about an unauthorized fist of havoc to this day.
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5 RepliesBut guardians don't eat? Right? I mean I could be wrong but I don't recall any lore talking about eating
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There is a filtration system inside your armor. Don't you see all the tubes hanging of your hunter. You pee it filters it and it goes back into your water supply. Now the poo gets mashed into protein bars.
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Bathrooms are overrated.
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1 ReplyI just wipe on a hunter cloak....really what are they going to do to a titan?
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Nothing can wash away the salt of the crucible
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9 RepliesGuardians are, in all sense, reanimated corpses. Dead people don't really need to eat, which in turn causes no excretion of fluids or waste. But since we can see there are already living people in the Tower (y'know, the ones fixing the Frames and walking around), they must be able to get food somehow. I think the other question here is why isn't there a food court or break room in the Tower?
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2 RepliesHave you guys ever wonders whats INSIDE the tower? I mean think about it, we've just been on the roof this whole time. Also whats that big ball in the sky?
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3 RepliesYou're silly, we guardians are zombies
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Also we aren't seen eating or drinking so nothing to come out in the first place
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All characters are undead, brought back by light. I very much doubt there is a need to pee or poop as the light sustains the guardian.
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6 RepliesWe can just jump off the tower to our deaths then ressurect, as clean as new. Easy.
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1 ReplyThere is no paper in Star Wars. Think about that for a minute.
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I was skimming & thought the title said mushrooms. Imagine guardians roaming the tower on hallucinogens...
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You can just go to one of the puddles
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Hell most guardians can't even take off their helmets when in the tower and you think they'll be able to pull down their pants to use the bathroom?
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Just go on the floor....what do you think those exos are mopping up all the time?
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I just do that off the ledge.
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1 ReplyWhy do you think those robots are always cleaning and the puddles never disappear
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Guardians shit on the enemies they kill, it's all about marking territory and claiming kills
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Because they haven't sold an emote for it yet.
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Your ghost teleports your excrements to the void of the reef.
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7 RepliesBut where do Guardians sleep?
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1 ReplyBecause Titans just use their butt towels
