Bungie needs to make Destiny better by making it M!
Nudity! Topless Queen! Topless Exo Stranger! Topless Amanda Holiday! Topless Omnigul!
Blood! Gallons of it! Have the Traveller open up to reveal a veritable ocean of blood, spilling all over the Last City! Decapitate Dregs, Acolytes, and Servitors! Give the Vex blood so it can all spill out when they die!
Drugs and Alcohol! Let's get hammered in the Tower! Let's smoke pot while fighting Oryx, and snort lines of coke in the Crucible!
Swearing! Adding F-bombs would greatly improve the game's dialogue! Imagine Cayde-6 spouting this line:
"[b]That [expletive]ing Cabal Emperor is a [expletive] who likes to [expletives] with children and their mothers! You need to stick a [expletive] in his [expletive] side! [expletives]! Let's all [expletives] with this jerk and [expletives] with a stick of dynamite! [expletives] Mickey Mouse![/b]"
Now Destiny is a better game, without any improvement to the story, meta game, or any of the gameplay!
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